Does She Need Them?

/ August 29, 2007
 
Basically, this is Amber Peach and she sucks dick on camera for money and she's asking for your help to buy her a new pair of chi-chis. She started the website buysapornstarboobs.com a little over a week ago:
Hi there! My name is Amber Peach and I am an adult performer. Currently, I'm on a quest to acquire breast implants. I genuinely feel they would enhance my career and increase my status (not to mention bookings!) in the porn industry. I hope that you will enjoy watching my plastic surgery journey and perhaps donate to help me reach my goal. I have been in the adult industry for almost two years now. The story of my life including my career in porn is fascinating.
She basically details her jouney into buying tits on her blog. She says she met with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon and she needs $5,000 more in order have her titties done. On her site she leaves an address on where you can send the dough. Strangely enough, it's not a P.O. Box. Bitch better watch herself!
 
First of all, homegirl doesn't need tits. Lipo maybe, but not tits. Second of all, I thought porn chicks made bank!
 
Hmmm…this is a hard on (typo, but I'm keeping it)….give money to the children and the poor or help a whore get whorier? I'll go with the latter!
 
The check is on the way Ambz!
 
 
 
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Blast From The Past!

/ August 29, 2007
 
El Debarge is in jail! MediaTakeOut reports that 46-year-old Eldra Debarge was arrested on charges of domestic abuse. He's beind held on $20,000 bail and it looks like he hasn't come up with the dough, because he's still sitting in a jail cell today.
 
Eldra was the lead singer of the hot 80s groups El Debarge. They had such hits as "Who's Johnny?" and my personal favorite "Rythym of the Night."
 
Eldra's brother was married to Janet Jackson for like two seconds.
 
He used to be so damn hot. He was like a brown sugar twinkie and look at him now! Meth face to the max. I bet you some big dude is "loving him in a special way" in the slammer right about now.
 
VIA TMZ
 
 
 
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Eff America!

/ August 29, 2007
 
Gordon Ramsay is an angry man. We know him from "Hell's Kitchen" and his new reality show "Kitchen Nightmares." My favorite GR line of all-time is when he dismissed someone from HK and told them to "get the fuck out of here." Now that's a farewell reality TV phrase I can live with.
 
Gordon has spoken out about a lawsuit that alleges he faked dramatic situations like planting a wobbly chair and hiring actors to play customers for Kitchen Nightmares. The $1 Million lawsuit was filed by restaurant manager Martin Hyde who was fired during filming. 
 
He said, I want to sleep at night. We were issued a writ because, God bless America, if the toilet paper is not thick enough and you come out with a rash on your arse (you’ll get sued). Trying to say I set up a wobbly chair – this is supposed to be the most powerful nation in the world, not the most pathetic.”

“The idea of bringing mouldy food in and planting actors is a fucking joke. There’s a man who got very scared and very embarrassed about his lack of professionalism.”

Uh huh….ok….I understand….um….err….yes…..uh huh….I totally get what you're saying……yes…uh huh…..wait…just one question? How is it possible that you are 41 Mr. Ramsay? Doesn't that like defy the laws of science? 

Source VIA Best Week Ever


 

 

 

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Save Layla

/ August 29, 2007
 
Nick Carter asked his mother, Jane Carter, to care for his dog Layla while he's busy working on the Backstreet Boys reunion tour. Nick was even paying Jane to care for her.
 
Well, Jane turned around and dropped Layla off at an animal shelter in Tampa, FL. without Nick's knowledge.
 
Nick found out when the shelter checked a microchip implant in Layla. The chip traced back to Ranelle Black who originally rescued the dog from a Los Angeles animal shelter. She let Nick adopt Layla in 2006. Ranelle called Nick and he had no idea.
 
His rep said, "Nick is devastated and frustrated, and is doing everything he can to get Layla safely back."  Nick is working to either charter a plane to bring her back or hire handlers to bring her safely back to him. Commercial airline have a pit bull ban.
 
What a bitch and I'm talking about Jane! After watching "House of Carters" it's pretty much crystal clear that they don't have the best relationship.  
 
Are Jane Carter and White Oprah related? 
 
Source: TMZ – Image: Nick Carter's MySpace
 
 
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Living In His Car

/ August 29, 2007
 
Extra TV reports that Bobby Brown filed all new divorce papers claiming that he lived in his car while he paid $10,000 for Whitney Houston and Bobby Kristina to stay in a hotel while Whit was going through rehab.
 
In papers Bobby claims, “Since Whitney has been awarded sole legal and physical custody of Bobbi Kris, she has attempted to eliminate me from Bobbi Kris’ life. I did all I could to see my daughter…I also paid approximately $10,000 for Whitney and Bobby Kris to live in a nice hotel while Whitney was going through rehab…I basically lived in my car.”

“I have not seen or spoken to my daughter since early June and I have no prospect of speaking to her or seeing her anytime soon due to Whitney’s actions.”

Whitney responded with, “We have a daughter together and I would like him to be involved in her life… I did not talk to him about reconciliation or marriage counseling. Frankly, I needed to be divorced from him so that I could get my life back on track.

They are it again?! Earlier this month they were bonding over crab legs and now this?! 

Bobby is so full of shit. I'm really sure that bitch was living in his car. If he was he was living in his it was by choice, because that's hot crackheads roll. They need to go back to Joe's Crab Shack and work this out again. Joe's Crab Shack heals all wounds. 

 

 

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You Aren’t Audrey Hepburn!

/ August 29, 2007
 
The thing is with a lot of make-up, the right lighting, an expensive dress and a few hours in the hair chair Keira Knightley is a stunning girl. Well, as long as she doesn't smile, because she has total bust toofs. Some may say she's a bit too skinny, but some skanks are just built that way! It's just the way things are.
 
Here's KK with James McAvoy at the Venice Film Festival premiere of Atonement today in Venice, Italy. 
 
 
 
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