Fuck! Now I have to return the Fry Daddy I bought them as a weddin’ gift – Popbytes

Cliche! Kim Kardashian sucking on an ice cream cone – Hollywood Tuna

Brittany Snow beating up cock (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Tom Hanks is such a hero – IDLYITW

Kendra Wilkinson’s “chocolate starfish” – Hollywood Rag

Halle Berry’s amazing boobies are still in business – Egotastic!

Nick Zano is always shirtless – Just Jared

John Mayer only has eyes for Jenny Aniston….and I’m going to be sick! – Popsugar

Celebrity ass faces – Cityrag

Nicole Kidman is carrying the world’s tiniest baby – A Socialite’s Life

Sean William Scott’s adventure in the outhouse – Towleroad

Sarah Larson reportedly got some titty sacks put in early last month. Above is a picture of Sarah in March and then Sarah late last month. Fake chichis! A source told In Touch that Sarah’s new ones could have had something to do with George Clooney breaking up with her ass.

A source said, “George really didn’t want her to get the boob job. She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed.”

She probably should have realized things weren’t heading in the right direction when George said, “Don’t get fake titties, but do you mind having a dick installed instead?” Poor Sarah. So pretty, yet so dumb.

The source also said Sarah didn’t find out about the break-up until she read it in the media. That’s bullshit! Sarah can’t read!

Sarah isn’t letting a little break-up get her down. She’s moving on to bigger and better things, “She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy. Now that she’s famous, she’d never go back to cocktailing.”

Oh, she’ll go back to “cocktailing” eventually. But now that she’s a famous ho, she can up her price!

Angie Jo’s favorite make-out partner and brother, James Haven, went to the Lakers-Celtics game last night with his daddy, Jon Voight. Last year, James and Jonny had a bitch fight in the press. Have these two kissed and made up? If they did, I hope they didn’t use tongue.

This is also the first time I’ve seen James Haven’s eyeballs completely in their sockets. I sort of miss his bulging frog eyes.

It’s impossible for me to post about Marky Mark without using a picture from his old days. I know Marky wants to pretend those days never happened, but we still must never forget. I bet that dog in the picture sleeps with those panties he stole from the shoot. Even the dog can’t forget Marky’s glory days.

So…. Marky Mark lives near Posh and Becks in Los Angeles. He wants them to get the fuck out of his neighborhood because of the paparazzi attention that follows them. When asked if he has ever met Becks, he said, “No, but that fucker lives down the road from me, man! He has to go back to the UK, because he has the paparazzi all over my house. I was in the UK for the last week and they don’t want him back there. They said, ‘Keep him over there!‘”

Hmmm…Los Angeles doesn’t want Posh & Becks and the UK doesn’t want them either. I wonder how Santey Claus feels about them? I hear the weather at the North Pole is glorious this time of year. Seriously, Marky lives in fucking Los Angeles. He needs to take off his clothes, put on his Calvins, shut the fuck up and chill.

Here’s Marky at “The Happening” premiere in NYC last night with Zooey Deschanel and Mischa Barton. Note to producers: If nobody wants to come to your film premiere, invite Mischa. The saggy bitch goes to anything!

Ken Paves needs to bury his turtle head into the sand for allowing Jessica Simpson to go outside looking like that! It would take Paves a quick minute to touch up those roots. I bet he cums hair bleach, so a couple of strokes and Jessica is all set! Even the hot bitch behind Jessica is embarrassed to be seen with her. She’s thinking, “I’m glad I came with Jessica. This haggard bitch is making me look hot!”

Here’s Jess with her hot bitch of a friend arriving at Nobu in NYC last night. Oh and her fug ass purse looks like a placemat made from vinyl swatches.

A Cheeto-kissed Brit Brit and Mel Gibson reunited over cigars last night at the Havana Club in Beverly Hills. People reports the two spent over two-and-a-half hours in the members-only club together for “an ongoing guidance session.” Mel guiding Brit Brit? Crazy leading the crazy! That’s like Gary Busy acting as a sober mentor to Jeff Conaway. Oh wait…..

Oh please don’t tell me Mel tried to pull a “Lewinsky” on Brit Brit with his cigar. Naw, Brit Brit isn’t down for that kind of fuckery. Unless the cigar was dipped in pork rind fat and then she’d have to think about it.

And hopefully Mel doesn’t call Brit “sugartits.” She’ll take it literally and bite off one of her chichis.

Here’s Brit and Mel last night and also Brit shopping earlier in the day.