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Open Post: Hosted By “Jeopardy!” Contestants Committing A Sin By Messing Up A Betty White Clue
Jeopardy! is filled to the brim with smart people who casually know what the 16th AND 44th digits of pi are. The only version I can compete on is the kid edition, and even then, just barely. But if there’s one Achilles heel that these brainiacs all share, it’s their lack of pop culture knowledge. This was particularly evident in a recent episode where not one, not two, but THREE of the contestants had no clue who Betty White was. I guess watching rerun after rerun of The Golden Girls at your grandma’s house is no longer a rite of passage!
Chris Brown And His Security Jumped Usher Over An Incident With Teyana Taylor
In news that has shocked a nation to its core, Chris Brown once again proved that society should never have given him that redemption arc after news came out that he jumped Usher. TMZ says that the incident took place at a skate rink birthday party for Chris. Presumably, Usher blew out Chris’s candles and ate the biggest birthday cake, resulting in the 34-year-old having a tantrum and trying to beat up Usher. Wuh oh, looks like somebody’s just entered their terrible (mid-)thirties!
Open Post: Hosted By Freya The Boat-Sinking Walrus Queen Getting A Sculpture In Her Honor
Only a year ago, the world was introduced to Freya, the instantly iconic walrus who terrorized Norwegian docks with 1300 lbs of beauty! Last summer, Freya decided to vacation on the boats of the Norwegian people, sexily lounging on them like an Instagram influencer at the Monaco Yacht Show. However, her antics quickly launched a thousand insurance claims because she managed to sink all the boats she laid across! Despite her popularity, Freya was taken by the authorities and put down due to public safety concerns. However, her legacy as the hottest mammalian sunbather will live on because she’s getting her own statue!
Matty Healy Was Spotted At Taylor Swift’s Nashville Show
Now that Taylor Swift is officially a single woman again, it’s reported that a new tepid romance is fully underway. You’d think her recent split with her boyfriend of six years Joe Alwyn would be enough content for her next album, but nope! She’s gotta keep things interesting for the fans by dating another English dude, The 1975’s Matty Healy. And while it’s not official-official that they’re going steady, Matt kept the rumor mill chugging along by showing up to her Nashville show. As we are all aware, true love is engaging in a carefully crafted series of appearances with your maybe boyfriend for PR purposes. L’amour!
Open Post: Hosted By The Young Leonardo DiCaprio “Lookalike”
While enjoying the sun, sand, and drinks in beautiful Bali, a vacationer named Michaela thought she spotted a famous face, Leonardo DiCaprio. He’s known to vacation in exotic locales, so who’s to say it wasn’t him? However, as the effects of the tequila shots wore off and seeing him mingle with women over the age of 30, Michaela realized that it wasn’t Leo but an uncanny doppelganger, according to her. Hear that, ladies? There’s another Leo out on the prowl, ready to trick women into thinking they can survive the expiry date of 25 years old.
Matthew Lawrence Says He Got Dropped By His Agent For Refusing To Get Naked For A Famous Director
Back in the day, the Lawrence brothers were like the Jonas brothers. Joey, Matthew, and Andrew Lawrence were three siblings who sang (sorta), acted (your mileage may vary on the definition of acting in this case), and looked vaguely alike (bingo). Their heyday was in the 90s, but Joey has had the most consistent career of the two, having starred in Melissa & Joey in the 2010s and, most recently, as a contestant on The Masked Singer. The other two, however, have been less visible. Well, Matthew recently shared some insight into why his career took a dip: he wouldn’t get nude for a director.