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Mark Zuckerberg Has Agreed To Elon Musk’s Proposal For A Cage Fight!

June 22, 2023 / Posted by:

If you’re in the mood to watch two pasty pale white men with too much money and not enough common sense windmill and slap-kick inside a cage, you’re in luck. Because in this corner, we have tech billionaire Elon Musk, who recently pondered the idea of pummeling Mark Zuckerberg‘s puny face into a mat while onlookers scream, “Fuck Meta!” Then in the other corner, we have Mark, the Big Brother of social media. After Elon sent him a friend request to a potential cage match, Mark graciously accepted this unexpected Verzuz battle that none of us wanted but are soooo glad we’re getting since, collectively, we don’t like either one of them.

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Open Post: Hosted By A Frustrated Beyoncé During Her Renaissance World Tour.

June 21, 2023 / Posted by:

Beyoncé’s highly popular Arm and a Leg Tour (better known as the Renaissance World Tour) hasn’t touched down in the States just yet, but it’s already making history. For starters, during her time in Sweden, there was a boom in inflation and not just due to her wind machine and weave budget. And when you’re demanding that much money from folks, you must ensure the show goes off without a hitch. Unfortunately, that was not the case at a recent show in Amsterdam, where Beyonce’s crew members proved they were already over the long hours of hearing the same damn songs over and over again. While they were droned out, they missed a very important cue during her set. And since she’s not the best actress (sorry, Hive, but she ain’t), she was unable to mask the irritation all over her face at their faux pas.

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Nick Cannon’s Ex Jessica White Revealed Behind The Scenes Details Of Their Relationship And It’s Not Good

June 21, 2023 / Posted by:

It’s been years since we’ve seen Nick Cannon as more than a sperm machine destined to re-populate the Earth after everyone moves to outer space. But there was a time when he was in a beautiful (?) relationship with model Jessica White. Or so it would seem from the outside. Since Nick is too busy building daddy issues with his children, he has no time to go deep into his relationship with Jessica. Oh, but Jessica got some time today, and every day, to let us all know Nick ain’t shit. And she has the emotional scars from their toxic relationship as proof.

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Russell Simmons Responds After Ex-Wife Kimora Lee Simmons And Their Daughters Call Him Out On Father’s Day

June 20, 2023 / Posted by:

If hip hop pioneer Russell Simmons tries to drink out of his Best Dad Ever mug, his ex-wife Kimora Lee Simmons kicks in his door wearing nine-inch stilettos and slaps the mug out of his hand, screaming, “That’s not for you!” Because over the weekend, Russell, who shares daughters Aoki and Ming with Kimora, went on a bit of a tirade with Aoki that made Kimora have to step in. Now, realizing he has eyes on himself at all times, he’s returned with his Sorry Shimmy and tear-stained fatherly rendition of “I Need Love” as he apologizes for making Ming, Aoki, and Kimora’s lives a living hell.

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A Submarine Used To Explore Wreckage From The Titanic Has Gone Missing

June 20, 2023 / Posted by:

For the past century, people have been romanticizing the last moments of the SS Titanic‘s ill-fated one-way trip to the bottom of the ocean as if it were a cruise that promoted a little deep-sea diving as an incentive for its guests. Let me remind anyone who wants to see the wreckage in 2023; DON’T. It’s an old rusted ship you can see in photos online, dry and at home. But some people still want to see it up close. And this is one time when the secrets of the sea should have been left where they are as a submarine owned by OceanGate, which provides excursions to see the Titanic after days at sea, has been missing since the weekend, and many are concerned about its whereabouts.

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All Of The Judges From “American Idol” Are Reportedly Boycotting “The View” After Whoopi Goldberg’s Comments

June 16, 2023 / Posted by:

Here’s something like rain on your wedding day (aka “ironic” for those slow to catch on). After Whoopi Goldberg said the current state of our overly judgmental society began with American Idol, the current roster of judges, Lionel Richie, Luke Bryan, and Katy Perry, started barking against that narrative. However, as we all know, a hit dog will holler. And although there may be some truth to what Whoopi said, the three AI judges are boycotting both Whoopi and The View in a sign of solidarity.

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