Category: Shannen Doherty

Shannen Doherty Says Her Cancer Is In Remission

April 29, 2017 / Posted by:

Someone tell Jim and Cindy Walsh to bring some decorations down to Nat at the Peach Pit. A celebration is in order! Shannen Doherty says that she beat the shit out of cancer. You don’t eff with Brenda Walsh.

Shannen posted on her Instagram that she found out that her breast cancer is in remission. I think Shannen just imagined her cancer as a combination of Kelly Taylor, Emily Valentine, and that Valerie Malone chick (who thought she could replace Brenda) and just mentally slapped that amalgam over and over. Surely that helped her vanquish her illness.

“Moments. They happen. Today was and is a moment. What does remission mean? I heard that word and have no idea how to react. Good news? YES. Overwhelming. YES. Now more waiting.”

Shannen went on to explain that finding out you’re in remission is in no way the end of the battle. She really won’t be out of the woods, so to speak, for five years because reoccurrences can happen. She also has to meet with surgeons about getting multiple reconstruction surgeries. And there’s meds.

Decision on taking a pill for the next five years that comes with its own set of problems and side effects. I am blessed, I know that. But for now…. remission. I’m going to just breathe. #cancerslayer

Wouldn’t we all like to punch cancer in the face like it was a Nazi? Hopefully this means that Shannen will definitely be reprising her Heather Duke character for the Heathers reboot. She can now take over that shitshow and make it the one-Heather tour de force that it can and should be!

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TV Land’s “Heathers” Reboot Is A Go

January 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Shannen Doherty had damn well better be the lynchpin of this project. If they’re going to take my adolescence out back and shoot it in the head with this Heathers reboot, they better salvage all they can from the original version. And I don’t mean Veronica Sawyer with her annoying tendency to journal and her disingenous friending of Martha Dumptruck! I’m talking a red scrunchie back on Heather Duke’s head!

Deadline Hollywood reports that TV Land has definitely picked up the new Heathers, with a 10-episode order for next fall.

Heathers, TV Land’s first hourlong series, was originally developed and ordered as a half-hour pilot. It came in long, 38 min, and when TV Land brass found it nearly impossible to cut, they decided to make the series hourlong instead.

The show is going to be an anthology, ala FX’s Fargo, spotlighting different characters in different episodes. The core group of Heathers, however, appears to still be an overweight girl, a lesbian, and a gender-queer kid. Honestly, it won’t be Heathers without a quartet of snotty white girls, but I’m all for progress.

And yes, tv royalty Shannen Doherty will be involved. But, her involvement so far is mysterious!

Original Heathers cast member Shannen Doherty will guest star as a pivotal, unnamed character in the series.

So, obviously she’s going to be someone’s mother. Or the DJ who hosts Hot Probs. Either or, is fine.

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Shannen Doherty’s Husband Is Suing Her Former Management Team For Ruining His Sex Life, Among Other Things

December 7, 2016 / Posted by:

Shannen Doherty’s cancer lawsuit against her ex manager wrapped up a few months ago and now it’s her husband Kurt Iswarienko’s turn to file his own.

Shannen, who is deep in a battle with cancer, sued her former management, Tanner Mainstain Glynn & Johnson, for causing her SAG insurance policy to be cancelled due to a missed payment. Shannen argued that during the time it took her to reboot her insurance, her cancer showed up. Kurt has filed his own lawsuit against TMG&J and TMZ says the details of his lawsuit are similar to Shannen’s. Except Kurt’s lawsuit brings sex into it, or rather his lack of sex.

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Shannen Doherty’s Cancer Lawsuit Has Been Settled

August 22, 2016 / Posted by:

We all found out that Shannen Doherty was diagnosed with breast cancer after she sued her ex-management, Tanner Mainstain Glynn & Johnson, for causing her insurance policy (through SAG) to be canceled due to a missed payment. Shannen’s insurance got canceled for the year 2014, and by the time it got reinstated and she was able to go see her doctor for a check-up in March 2015, the evilest cunt of evil cunts, cancer, had entered her body. Shannen stated in her lawsuit that if her business managers did their job, her insurance wouldn’t have been dropped and her doctor would have discovered the cancer much earlier on. Shannen wanted $15 million. Well, Shannen has one less thing to deal with now, because that lawsuit has been settled.

UsWeekly says that in court documents that were filed last week, both sides said that they agreed to a settlement number last Friday. We don’t know how big of a pile of money Shannen is getting, because the settlement amount is confidential. Shannen is going through chemo and earlier this month, she said that the cancer has spread to the lymph nodes.

No matter what the settlement amount is, Tanner Mainstain Glynn & Johnson got off easy, and they should be thankful to gold-hearted Shannen Doherty for taking pity upon them. Because if that case went to trial, the jury would’ve unanimously found those tricks guilty of the capital crime of messing with Brenda Walsh and awarded her the entire company and the assets of everyone involved! The jury would’ve also ruled that those heartless whores Kelly and Dylan are somehow to blame and they should be jailed forever!

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