Shannen Doherty Has Cancer

August 20, 2015 / Posted by:

No, I am not going to blame that life-ruining, home wrecking, ice-hearted slut whore tramp Kelly Taylor, a fictional character, for this even though she is responsible for many of the world’s tragedies.

The worst news hit my eyeballs yesterday when I read that Shannen Doherty has breast cancer. The news came out because she filed a lawsuit against her former business manager. TMZ says that the firm Tanner, Mainstain, Glynn & Johnson took 5% of Shannen’s earnings and in exchange for that they were supposed to take care of all of her finances including paying her health insurance to SAG. But the lawsuit claims that the firm fucked Brenda Walsh the wrong way by missing one payment in 2014. Her health insurance was canceled and she says she had to wait until to 2015 to re-enroll. Shannen says she and her business manager went their separate ways in 2014.

During the time she was without health insurance, she didn’t go to the doctor and didn’t get her usual check-ups including a mammogram. When she finally got health insurance again in March 2015, she went to her doctor and they discovered she had “invasive breast cancer metastatic to at least one lymph node.” The cancer spread and she will need to undergo chemotherapy and a mastectomy.

Shannen puts all the blame on her business manager, because if they paid her insurance the way they were supposed to, she would’ve gone to the doctor and that bitch ass cancer may have been caught earlier. People adds that Shannen claims in the lawsuit that she hasn’t been able to work since the diagnosis and the medical bills are piling up.  Shannen is suing for an undisclosed amount of cash. She also gave this statement to People:

“Yes, I have breast cancer, and I am currently undergoing treatment. I am continuing to eat right, exercise and stay very positive about my life. I am thankful to my family, friends and doctors for their support and, of course, my fans who have stood by me.”

Tanner, Mainstain, Glynn & Johnson denied that they are too blame for her breast cancer and will fight her in court.

Remember in the early days of Beverly Hills, 90210 when Brenda Walsh found a lump on her breast and she had to get a biopsy? I don’t where I’m going with that, but this made me think of that moment. Brenda Walsh better Crisco up her face, pull out her sharpest shiv and get Brandon Walsh to hold her purse, because she’s going to need to beat the asses of cancer, her former manager, Kelly Taylor (I mean, since she’s in the mood to whoop asses, why not?) and the government! This is the ultimate, “Thanks, Obama!” Beat all those bitches, Brenda.


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