Category: Nick Loeb
Sofia Vergara’s Awful Frozen Embryo Fight With Nick Loeb Might Finally Be Over
Sofia Vergara just won her latest legal battle against her ex-fiancé Nick Loeb, and Page Six is saying this could be the legal battle that prevents any more courtroom showdowns over the two frozen embryos Nick has been trying relentlessly to bring to term for six years. This fight’s best before date appears to be up.
Nick Loeb Has Lost His Fight For Sofia Vergara’s Embryos In Louisiana, Again
Nick Loeb has established himself as the kind whose relevancy should forever be limited to sub-basement level Tomatometer scores, and yet, it’s not, because Nick Loeb is still messing with Sofia Vergara and trying to get the embryos they made when they were together. But the good news for Sofia is that those embryos continue to be protected for now, because Nick has once again felt the reproductive justice wrath of a Louisiana appeals court.
A Louisiana Judge Ruled Against Nick Loeb In His Frozen Embryo Custody Battle With Sofia Vergara
Finally, after putting Sofia Vergara through years and years of legal (and I’m sure emotional) turmoil over a couple of people-flavored ice cubes, a judge in Louisiana has dismissed Nick Loeb’s frozen embryo custody claims. The judge ruled in favor of Sofia who claimed that her ex-fiance Nick wouldn’t recognize a crawfish if it was living down the front of his pants because he never actually lived in Louisiana. Nick claimed to have moved there so that the frozen embryos he and Sofia made while they were together could live under the protection of Louisiana law, which probably would have let Emma and Isabella (yes, he named them) vote in the 2020 election if they could prove they wouldn’t melt into sludge the minute they got popped out of the ice tray.
Sofia Vergara Wants Nick Loeb To Show Proof Of Residency In Louisiana For Their Frozen Embryo Case
Nick Loeb claims to live in Plaquemines Parish, Louisiana, a state where frozen embryos are given the same rights as fully formed human beings. Nick allegedly moved there so that his “babies” (whom he named Emma and Isabella) would be protected from his ex-fiance Sofia Vergara, who doesn’t want him to use the embryos they made together. They broke up over 3 years ago and she’s moved on. He will not. And they’ve been embroiled in a lawsuit over those popsicles ever since. Now, according to TMZ, Sofia has petitioned a judge to compel Nick to show proof that he’s actually living in Louisiana and developing a regional accent.
Sofia Vergara Thinks Her Ex’s Embryo Lawsuit Is An Act Of Revenge
Well, there’s at least one ray of light in the ongoing battle for Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb’s frozen embryos. According to “sources” close to Sofia, Nick is still holding on to those frost-bitten “babies” in an attempt to break up her marriage with Joe Manganiello, which means if he’s successful, my chances of going to the bone zone with Joe go from 1/10000000.1 to 1/10000000.01. So, slightly better!
Sofia Vergara’s Ex Is Making An Anti-Abortion Movie In Louisiana
Sofia Vergara’s slimy ex Nick Loeb recently moved to Louisiana in what was a blatant attempt to convince the mostly pro-life state to hand over the frozen embryos he’s been chasing for over three years now. But he can’t possibly be spending all his free time trying to get his frozen embryos Emma and Isabelle. As it turns out, he’s been killing time putting the $ in $hameless by making an anti-abortion movie in Louisiana.