Category: Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp Pulled A Johnny Depp On The Set Of His New Movie

May 7, 2018 / Posted by:

I could mean a lot of things by that headline. I could mean that a drunken Johnny Depp got into a fight with his earpiece after his assistant fed him the line, “Fuck you, asshole,” and Johnny thought that bitch ass earpiece was talking to him. I could also mean that a drunken Johnny Depp got into a fight with a shrub after thinking that shifty shrub looked at him funny. And I could mean that a drunken Johnny Depp tried to punch a crew member. This time, I’m talking about the third one.

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Johnny Depp Was Told To Sashay Away By Another Law Firm

April 21, 2018 / Posted by:

In actuality, it wasn’t that glamorous but everything can relate back to Drag Race if you’re clever enough.

Johnny Depp was told to beat it, creep by yet another law firm in the midst of suing his former business managers for $25 million. Deadline reports that NYC firm Michelman & Robinson, LLP has cut Depp loose. This was the law firm that was supposed to replace the last one. If it makes Johnny feel any better, Michelman & Robinson, LLP hasn’t banged Sean Penn. Yet. Continue reading


Amber Heard Delivered On Her Promise To Donate Her Divorce Settlement To Charity

April 10, 2018 / Posted by:

When Amber Heard and Johnny Depp settled their divorce in 2016, she responded to the accusations of gold diggery by promising to donate all of her $7 million settlement to charity. Amber chose the ACLU, with a focus to stop violence against women (appropriate), and the Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles. Amber accused Johnny of dragging their settlement out, possibly because Johnny’s going broke.

But E! News says that the money finally arrived and Amber came through for the Children’s Hospital.

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Amber Heard Supposedly Went On A Date With Sean Penn 

March 10, 2018 / Posted by:

Page Six is reporting that Amber Heard went on a “romantic date” with Sean Penn. This would be the second alleged wife-beater for Amber. There’s a lot to unpack there, but let’s leave that to the therapists. Instead, let’s focus on her losing a JILLIONAIRE with A SPACESHIP? You could have been the Queen of Mars, and now you’re on a date with a surly Slim Jim? Continue reading

Amber Heard Offers J.K. Rowling Some Side-Eye For Her Comments About Casting Johnny Depp

December 8, 2017 / Posted by:

J.K. Rowling came under fire for her involvement in casting Johnny Depp in the next installment of the Harry Potter cash printing machine Fantastic Beasts. Last night Michael posted about her inevitable response. In it she vaguely alludes to the public statement that was jointly released by Johnny and ex-wife Amber Heard after their split.

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