Category: Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence Barfed It Up At A Broadway Play

July 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lawrence is an admitted barfer. She has talked many, many, many times about how her stomach has zero loyalty to her mouth and will shoot everything up and out regardless of time or place. According to Page Six, Jennifer’s stomach did her dirty at a Broadway show earlier this week.

Jennifer went to see the play 1984 on Monday night. A source tells Page Six that midway through the show, Jennifer got up and hauled ass out of the theater and into the lobby. While there, Jennifer started heaving. Thankfully, some ushers came to her assistance.

So now is the time when we start guessing what made Jennifer Lawrence redecorate a theater lobby with her vomit. Is she knocked up with Darren Aronofsky’s baby? Did she accidentally think about a pap touching her dog? Was she trying to join in and get sick at 1984 like other audience members have reportedly done? No, none of the above. A source close to Jennifer tells Page Six that she caught the stomach flu from her nephews, and that she’s “really sick.

Stomach flu always sounds like such an excuse, but I’m willing to believe that’s what happened. Mostly because I never for a second believed she was drunk on theater booze. I mean, have you ever tried to get drunk at the theater? It’s next to impossible. The last time I went to the theater (if you must know, it was Cats) I thought I’d treat myself to a drink. $11 and eleven minutes waiting in line later, I got a drink that came in the same size cup you’re given to rinse with at the dentist. You’d have to take out a small loan if you wanted to get drunk.



Sharon Tate’s Sister Really Doesn’t Want To See Jennifer Lawrence Play Sharon

July 14, 2017 / Posted by:

On Wednesday we learned that Quentin Tarantino was putting the finishing touches on a script about the Manson Family murders, and that filming of said movie could possibly begin a year from now. We also learned that some of the actors approached about the film included Samuel L. Jackson, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Lawrence, and Margot Robbie. One source claimed that Quentin was eyeing Margot for the role of Manson Family victim Sharon Tate.

Of course, everything is still speculative. But TMZ recently got Sharon Tate’s sister’s thoughts on the matter, and she has some casting ideas of her own. Specifically, that Jennifer Lawrence shouldn’t play Sharon.

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Quentin Tarantino Is Working On A Film About The Manson Murders

July 12, 2017 / Posted by:

Quentin Tarantino said last year that he was going to retire after making his tenth movie. He’s got two more movies to make to meet that goal of 10. At the time of his announcement, it was rumored he wanted to make an Australia Bonnie & Clyde-type film. No word on if he’s still interested in bank-robbing kangaroos (I’m assuming), but we do know that his next film is rumored to be about the 1969 Manson Murders.

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Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Lawrence Snapping At A TMZ Pap For Trying To Touch Her Dog 

June 28, 2017 / Posted by:

While walking my dog, I sometimes run into one of four types of people:

  1. An annoying know-it-all person who bosses me around, like telling me that my dog should really be wearing a jacket and a scarf in this freezing 65 degree weather.
  2. An annoying dog person who thinks our dogs should be friends. My dog is like me, he doesn’t like hanging around his own kind!
  3. An annoying person who asks to pet my dog. I don’t have time for that!
  4. An annoying person who doesn’t ask to pet my dog and just does it without asking for permission. I really don’t have time for that!

One of TMZ’s camera dudes is type #4 and it got him a bitching out by Jennifer Lawrence. JLaw was coming out of LAX, and TMZ’s camera dude asked her about her private plane having to make an emergency landing a couple of weeks ago. She ignored him and while waiting for her people to open up her SUV door for her, he tried to make friends with her dog Pippi. He put his hand up to Pippi and JLaw put a stop to that shit by picking up her dog and blowing this air kiss of love: “Don’t touch my dog, you fucking loser!

TMZ’s camera dude discovered that his new favorite kink is getting cursed out by Jennifer Lawrence in public. He loved it.

You know, Pippi did look pretty scared, and that could’ve been from all the camera flashes or from TMZ’s dude trying try to pet her, but then again, I probably would look permanently traumatized too if I spent a long period of time with Chris Martin.

Pic: @TMZ

A Video Of Jennifer Lawrence Drunkenly Working A Stripper Pole Came Out And She Has Something To Say About It 

May 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Radar posted a “BOMBSHELL WORLD EXCLUSIVE” video today of Jennifer Lawrence crawling, hanging on some guy, taking off her top and working the pole while looking Lohan levels of wasted at a strip club. The video brought a slight shrug out of me, because Jennifer Lawrence is 26 years old. Who hasn’t been fall down, work-the-pole drunk at a strip club at the age of 26, and again at the age of 27, and 27 and-a-half, and 29, and 30, and 32, and 34, and 35, etc… etc….

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Jennifer Lawrence And Her 48-Year-Old Boyfriend Get Along Because She’s “Mature”

March 29, 2017 / Posted by:

We were recently reminded that Jennifer Lawrence is still with Darren Aronofsky. Jennifer and Darren seem to be pretty private people; for instance, they only put on a PDA show for the paps every couple of months. When she has talked about her relationship, it has been very minimally. So those who really want to know about Jennifer’s relationship with Darren have to wait for sources to fill them in on the details. Like if their 22-year age difference is awkward for them. Is it though?!?! I need to know. Thankfully People has a source who can reassure us that it’s not awkward.

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