This story is getting more play than I ever expected, and by that, I mean I’m surprised at myself for being so invested in the love life of the annoying one from Girls (I know, they’re all annoying…but the really annoying one, you know??). Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff broke up only a few weeks ago, but it quickly came out he had moved on pretty quickly and she kinda hadn’t. There were rumors that he might be humping on Lorde, which would have been the source of some delightful passive aggression at Taylor Swift’s next squad soiree, but that’s no longer the case. He’s dating a model! Continue reading
It didn’t take long after Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff announced they were over for stories to come out about how he’s moved on and was dating a “musician“. People also questioned who his rumored “musician” rebound was and the bets were being placed on Lorde. But don’t you dare ever think of Jack and Lorde in such a way! Whether or not Jack and Lorde are engaging in sacred heterosexual acts of boy-on-girl dating rituals is none of your business. Lorde confirmed she too wasn’t feeling the speculation by retweeting Jack’s tweet.
normally i would never address rumors but i resent having the most important friendships and working relationships in my life reduced to dumb hetero normative gossip. those relationships are deeply important and sacred. with that said, im not seeing anyone. lol.
— jackantonoff (@jackantonoff) January 17, 2018
Hetero normative gossip? I know Jack swears he’s single, but he and Lena Dunham really ought to think about finding a way to make it work between the two of them. They’re obviously soul mates.
And you hear that ladies? Jack is single and ready to mingle! But only if you’re seriously invested in such a deep commitment as dual-single mingling. No casual hook-ups need apply. Please provide letters of reference from at least two previous sacred relationships, as well as a brief description on what “deep” means to you.
Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff of Fun. and Bleachers fame officially broke up this week after five years of him having to deal with her broadcasting every thought in her head to the dismay of many. In a related story, Dlisted’s own Allison may have been revealed to be a powerful psychic, because she guessed that the “musician” that Jack might be currently dating is his new favorite artist – interpretive dancing queen Lorde. He produced her latest record. Allison, we’re not going to need you to cough up the Powerball numbers now. Thank you. Continue reading
On Tuesday Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff let everyone know that they had called it quits after five and a half years of dating. And apparently about five and a half five seconds after they called it quits, Jack moved on.
After more than five together, Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff have reportedly called it quits. If this breakup news had happened a year ago, this would be where I might wonder who gets custody of Lamby Antonoff. But we all know that ain’t going to be an issue.
Nothing says “I’d rather be at home helping Lena Dunham reorganize the fuse box” like miserably chomping on a banana at a nationally televised awards show.