Category: Jack Antonoff

Lena Dunham Felt The Need To Share The Baby Names She And Ex Jack Antonoff Liked

August 13, 2018 / Posted by:

Good news for any of y’all looking to name your kid Carrot: you won’t have to worry about sharing that with Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff! Lena, who hasn’t been in a relationship with Jack for eight months, felt the need to tweet at Jack a list of the names they considered for a potential child. Oh, child…DMs exist for a reason!

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Lena Dunham And Her Ex Jack Antonoff Are Still Besties

June 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Since that paean to borderline personality disorder Girls wrapped up after six seasons, Lena Dunham is mostly known for the end of her five-year relationship with musician Jack Antonoff. She’s gotten some mileage out of it (a couple of essays and speculation about a new dude in her life), but the gossip cycle is about one yoctosecond long and people could very well start to ask “who she?” in regards to the writer/actress.

So it’s time to make the donuts. Hence, Lena posted a pic of herself on Instagram cuddling with her ex, despite their romance decaying in its grave. They’re still friends or something. Somewhere in New Zealand, Lorde just got this pic in a DM from Lena with the caption #YourMoveBitch.

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Lena Dunham Was Seen Out And About With A New “Mystery Man”

March 26, 2018 / Posted by:

Earlier this month, Lena Dunham’s ex-boyfriend Jack Antonoff was papped getting cozy with a model/artist Carlotta Kohl at a sports ball game, garnering all sorts of unearned attention and you know we can’t have that! Lena must have seen those pics and immediately set Operation Me Me Me into action because today The Daily Mail has EXCLUSIVE pictures of Lena “casually” strolling around West Hollywood with an unnamed mystery man. Yes, there was PDA. Yes, there was an eye-catching outfit. And yes, there was a foray into a marijuana dispensary because you guys do know that Lena is like super chill and cool, right?

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Jack Antonoff Isn’t Dating Lorde, But He Might Be Dating A Blonde Model

January 29, 2018 / Posted by:

This story is getting more play than I ever expected, and by that, I mean I’m surprised at myself for being so invested in the love life of the annoying one from Girls (I know, they’re all annoying…but the really annoying one, you know??). Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff broke up only a few weeks ago, but it quickly came out he had moved on pretty quickly and she kinda hadn’t. There were rumors that he might be humping on Lorde, which would have been the source of some delightful passive aggression at Taylor Swift’s next squad soiree, but that’s no longer the case. He’s dating a model! Continue reading


Please Stop Hetero-Speculating On Jack Antonoff’s Personal Life!

January 17, 2018 / Posted by:

It didn’t take long after Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff announced they were over for stories to come out about how he’s moved on and was dating a “musician“. People also questioned who his rumored “musician” rebound was and the bets were being placed on Lorde. But don’t you dare ever think of Jack and Lorde in such a way! Whether or not Jack and Lorde are engaging in sacred heterosexual acts of boy-on-girl dating rituals is none of your business. Lorde confirmed she too wasn’t feeling the speculation by retweeting Jack’s tweet.

Hetero normative gossip? I know Jack swears he’s single, but he and Lena Dunham really ought to think about finding a way to make it work between the two of them. They’re obviously soul mates.

And you hear that ladies? Jack is single and ready to mingle! But only if you’re seriously invested in such a deep commitment as dual-single mingling. No casual hook-ups need apply. Please provide letters of reference from at least two previous sacred relationships, as well as a brief description on what “deep” means to you.




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