For the second time in twice as many months, Paris Hilton has taken time out of her busy schedule of ring-polishing and DJing to drag Lindsay Lohan on social media. Eh, I’m sure Lindsay appreciates the Google alert.

The Cut noticed that Paris commented on an Instagram video posted yesterday by a fan account. The video was from 2006, in which a much-fresher Lindsay tells paparazzi that Paris hit her with a drink at a party. Lindsay later walked back her story for a new set of photographers, saying Paris was her friend, and that her friend would never hurt her.

Paris could have kept her shadiness subtle by simply liking the video of Lindsay being peak-messy. Instead, she chose to comment with a laughing-till-crying emoji and the hashtag #PathologicalLiar. Hmmmm….Lindsay said something that clearly wasn’t true? Call me crazy, but I’m starting to think the black kid maybe wasn’t driving after all.

As we said in the podcast, these were the good ol’ days. #CommentsByCelebs

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It’s really too bad that Paris and Lindsay can’t get along. They seem like a perfect match for each other. They both still love those mid-2000s thick n’ long hair extensions, they’re still spending most of their time in clubs, and they love attention. Honestly, 50 years from now, if you put them in a dilapidated home filled with cigarettes and EDM music, you’ve got a great remake of Grey Gardens.

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Light a candle and pray tonight for Lindsay Lohan‘s career. It is officially dead. The comeback movie Lindsay Lohan was hoping for Life-Size 2 has announced its co-lead actress. And her name is not Lindsay Lohan.

Deadline reports that Tyra Banks took time away from staring wide-eyed into any camera lens which is pointed in her general direction and calling it ‘Smizing’, to tell the world who she will be co-starring with in the sequel to the 2000 made-for-TV movie Life Size. 18 years is a long time to wait for a sequel, but Tyra held in there. After she announced the movie was happening, everyone assumed Tyra would have Lindsay Lohan back and she even suggested as much, but I guess those Greek beach clubs have kept a girl busy. Continue reading

Lindsay Lohan sat down with the New York Times to discuss her once-promising career, demise of said career, and new career of opening night clubs, such as her newest the Lohan Beach House in Mykonos. It is a LONG interview and she shits out a lot of crap. Since I’m paid to sift through it, you don’t have to completely get your eyeballs covered in bullshit while reading all of it.  Continue reading

Put on your jelly bracelets, set the VCR to record The OC and enjoy that walkman’s last days of use: we are back in the 2007is.

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are in the news.  Well, to be fair, Paris Hilton is in the news for talking about Lindsay.  Lindsay only makes the news in Greece these days…

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I was a full grown adult woman in 2000 so I’ve never seen Life-Size, the TV movie where Tyra Banks plays a Real Doll magically brought to life by Lindsay Lohan, and for that, I am truly, deeply sorry. How could I have missed it! Understandably, it’s become a bit of cult classic so it’s no surprise that Ty Ty has been trying to abracadabra a sequel to life since 2012! But for that kind of dark LiLo R’hllor shit to work, she knows she needs the help of The Red Priestess herself. And according to Entertainment Weekly, Ty Ty’s wish is Lilo’s command!

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After years of failing to pony up the cash needed to keep the doors and windows on Lindsay Lohan’s childhood home from being boarded up by the bank, Dina Lohan’s Long Island house has gone into foreclosure.

In 2013 it was reported that Dina was $1 million in debt and took out a $1.3 million loan on her home. Obviously Dina is as good at paying loans back as she is at parenting, and the bank came calling. Lindsay swooped in to the rescue and gave her mom $40,000 to keep the bank away. It didn’t do much good. JP Morgan Chase filed a lawsuit to foreclose on her house. Dina and JP Morgan worked something out, and it allowed her to stay her house… until now. The Blast says a New York judge has ordered the home to be sold off.

According to documents, Dina is now homeless because she failed to respond to a recent foreclosure lawsuit. Not Dina’s fault. The only letters Dina probably opens are ones addressed to Nana Lohan that look like they might contain social security checks.

As of December 2017, Dina reportedly owed $1,492,784.21 on her home. When the matter went to court, Dina didn’t show up, and now some lucky Long Islander can purchase it. Who wouldn’t want a 4,119-square foot colonial with a two-car garage, a pool, and a basement that will immediately need to be decontaminated of the chemicals leaking from hundreds of expired Sevin Nyne self-tanner bottles. The new owner will just have to check the pool house when they move in, to make sure there aren’t any possums inside that look suspiciously like Dina Lohan in a mangy mink coat.

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