Paris Hilton Has Hired 24-7 Security For That Engagement Ring She Probably Bought

The Leftovers was a fantastic show (and not just because Justin Theroux’s character liked to jog). You would reason that an intelligent human being associated with such a quality show would have the taste NOT to ask selfie inventress and celebrity Trumpette Paris Hilton to marry him. Unfortunately, brilliance isn’t contagious. (Although, he’s a big mess himself.)

Speaking of contagious, Paris Hilton recently got engaged to Leftovers actor Chris Zylka. He proposed to her with a $2 million dollar ring that YOU KNOW her ass bought. Perhaps thinking of a certain ex-bestie wrapped up in tape and jewel-less in a Parisian bathtub, Hilton has hired 24-7 security to guard her ring. Safes? Has she heard of safes?

TMZ reports that Paris has around-the-clock guards posted at her home because of a recent string of burglaries, including one that occurred at her aunt Kyle Richards’ place. Paris is so nervous that someone will risk something communicable and snatch the rock off of her claw that she also has plainclothes security dudes following her at all times. Imagine you work at an elite Beverly Hills security company and your latest assignment is to guard Paris Hilton’s weddin’ finger? And reportedly they’re ALWAYS with her. Lord knows where that finger’s been (lately it’s been up Trump’s ass).

In her defense, Sofia Coppola made a whole movie about Paris’ house being burgled so she probably has legit reason to fear the worst. But isn’t that sort of item insured for theft? Didn’t Paris, I mean Chris keep the receipt?

And note to Chris: this is a good preview of the rest of your life (aka the three months your marriage will last until your bride has milked it dry for publicity).

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