Violet Affleck’s Dumbo Ears

October 28, 2006 / Posted by:

I can totally relate to the spawn of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, Violet. We both have ears that take up half of our head. If I got a haypenny for every single time I’ve been called “Dumbo” I’d be one baller bitch. That being said, there are many advantages to big ears. Like…um…like…you can hear better. No scratch that. Ok, you can…ok there’s no advantages to it. But I think Violet is the hotness.

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Birthday Sluts

October 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Joaquin Phoenix (32)
Justin Guarini (28)
Julia Roberts (39)
Jamie Gertz (41)
Daphne Zuniga (44)
Lauren Holly (43)
Bill Gates (51)
Dennis Franz (62)
Jane Alexander (67)
Joan Plowright (77)


Pole Dancing for Kids!

October 27, 2006 / Posted by:

This is awesome! Tesco (a grocery chain) in the UK has pulled a pole-dancing kit for kids after getting complaints from parents. The kit sells for around $100 and includes a chrome pole, a garter and a DVD that shows girls some sexy moves.

Here’s how it’s described: “Unleash the sex kitten inside…simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go! Soon you’ll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars.”

Tesco has removed the product from its kids section, but will sell it in its fitness section. LOL!

I’m totally getting this for my 6-year-old Goddaughter. This is ridic. Hey, times are tough and if you have two legs…you can wrap them around a pole and make some cash for your family!

Thanks Geoffrey

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