Birthday Sluts 3/13

March 13, 2007 / Posted by:

Danny Masterson (31)
Emile Hirsch (22)
Rachael Bella (23)
Cillian Murphy (33)
Annabeth Gish (36)
Dana Delany (51)
Glenn Headley (52)
William H.Macy (57)
Charo (66)

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Gay Idol Jack-Off Scandal!!!

March 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Mario Vasquez was the frontrunner going into American Idol 2005. He dropped out right after he made the final 12. He said he dropped out for “family reasons” but later said he wanted to pursue his music career on his terms, because Idol has such a strict contract.

Well, now it looks like he may have dropped out for other reasons.

Magdaleno Olmos was an accountant for the production company of the show and he filed a lawsuit today in Los Angeles claiming Mario jacked off in front of him while Idol was in production. HOT!

Magdaleno alleges that “Vazquez stared lasciviously, smiled lasciviously and on one occasion followed him into a bathroom … knocked on the door of the plaintiff’s stall and made eye contact through the space in the stall door.”

He goes on to say that Mario “started to rub his genitals over his pants. Attempting to leave the bathroom, Olmos opened the door of the stall and saw Vazquez standing in front of him with his pants down masturbating. Vasquez pushed further into the stall and continued masturbating with one hand and trying to pull down Olmos’ pants with another hand. Olmos claims he tried to cover his body with his hands but Vazquez touched his chest and stomach underneath his shirt, and Olmos’ “genitals” as Vazquez “attempted to unzip” Olmos’ pants.

Mario asked the dude “if he wanted oral sex.”

Magdaleno then managed to get out of the stall, but not before Mario grabbed his arm. Mag complained to his supervisor, but he was told that he was “crazy” and was threatened to be fired. A few months later he was fired.

Graphic. I need a ciggie and a cum rag now.

Magdaeleno is suing Mario, FOX and Freemantle. Mario denied gay rumors shortly after he left Idol.

Just look into his eyes, you know Mario loves his prostate massaged. His ass feels the tingle, you can tell.

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Sober My Ass!

March 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan recently had a stint in rehab to battle some sort of addiction. Well, on Saturday night a Dlisted friend spotted newly blonde Lindsay sneaking beers into the DJ booth at The Box and allegedly drinking them.

Up to her old tricks? Maybe it was root beer? Maybe she needed the beer bottle, so she could break it and smoke her crack off of it?

Lindsay was snapped coming out of The Box looking happy.

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Kristy Swanson to Play Anna Nicole Smith

March 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Law & Order is known for their “ripped from the headlines” episodes. They will be the first show to tackle the Anna Nicole Smith story. Kristy Swanson has already been cast to play the Anna-type character. They are talking to Jon Lovitz about playing the Howard K. Stern-type character. They are also developing a character based on Vergie Arthur.

Weird…… They better include Kimmie, No-teefs Shelley and Sugarpie! Beth Ditto can play Kimmie, Taryn Manning can play Shelley and Tinkerbell can gain some weight to play Sugarpie.

Kristy recently had a baby with her “Skating with Celebrities” partner Lloyd Eisler after she homewrecked his home!

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Making Up for the Money

March 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Tori Spelling and her mother, Candy Spelling, have been on the outs ever since Candy reportedly axed Tori out of her father’s will. Candy was intially upset with her daughter for the way she was portrayed on Tori’s now defunct show, NoTORIous.

Tori’s brother, Randy Spelling said, “My sister and my mom have been communicating for the past few weeks” – and are planning to see each other soon. They are going to be there for each other and [Tori’s soon-to-arrive] baby. My mom is having a grandchild, and it puts things into perspective.”

Yeah basically Tori needs dough, because she’s popping out a kid. I know how it works. I don’t know who’s fuglier? Tori or that pooch.

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