Open Post: Hosted By Lenny Kravitz Dropping A Thirst Trap While Doing Some Jackhammering
Lenny Kravitz done got us again, y’all! We were just minding our business when 57-year-old Lenny decided to drop a thirst trap that involved both a hot man and a hot man building something. Gather round all who thirst and observe a ripped Lenny Kravitz slinging his big tool and jackhammering a trick (the trick being a deck)! And just like that, thirsty hos everywhere wished they were a backyard deck.
Lenny served us up a hot dose of thirst yesterday when he posted a picture of his hard-working manliness. Lenny lives in the Bahamas and has been living life as a shirtless, vegan, super-fit island hunk for a while now. I guess he’s not only a vegetable and fruit harvester but a carpenter because Lenny posted a picture doing some deck work with what Yahoo! tells me is a jackhammer. Clearly I have no idea what tools are because I thought it was a drill. But who cares, here’s Lenny shirtless with a pick-ax:
Lenny’s daughter Zoe Kravitz asked dad if he was auditioning for Magic Mike 3 and he said: “I’ve been ready!” And since Channing Tatum is never gonna give up on Magic Mike and he knows Lenny would be a hot commodity, he’s gonna try to make it happen. Even though Channing must realize that because Lenny is so ripped he also must be a shit actor. He commented:
“Oh shit!! Doing the lords work I see!! Will be calling you shortly to get into your schedule my friend. Hehehe.”
I would love to see that actually happen, and lord knows the world needs a Magic Mike 3 after being cooped up in quarantine. But maybe do a simultaneous home and theater release for that one so people can fap it in peace.