Paris Wants Seconds

Paris Hilton fucked with Travis Barker while he was separated from Shanna Moakler. Shanna didn’t love it and the two even got into an altercation at a club and both filed police reports. Unfortunately, Shanna never decked Paris. Now that Shanna and Travis are officially done, is Paris back in? Paris was spotted wearing a wig and making out with Travis at Jet. Shanna is not happy about it. A source said, “Shanna is very upset that Paris is back around. She and Travis are unhappily divorced — they really should be together.”

Note to Shanna! You and Travis are not Tommy Lee and Pam! Please move on and get yourself someone who doesn’t have Hilton smegma all over their privates!

Of Course!!

18-year-old Barron Hilton has followed in his sister’s foosteps by getting arrested for DUI at 8:30 this morning in Malibu. He was pulled over on PCH. He was driving in a black Mercedes-Benz with a passenger. No, it wasn’t Paris or Nicky. TMZ reports that no drugs were found. He is currently being booked.

Mug shot! Mug shot! Mug shot! Nicky Hilton needs to step it up. I’m sure Kathy Hilton wants a complete wall of mug shots of all her children. It makes a Hilton proud.

I’m sure he will get bonus points from Kathy for being drunk at 8 in the morning.

UPDATE: PageSix.com claims Barron ran into a gas station employee before getting arrested this morning. The worker said he got knocked ot the ground. He said, “The Mercedes lost control as it was turning into the gas station and Barron got out of the car and he was totally drunk and couldn’t walk straight.” Even more bonus points! Kathy is creaming herself over this one.

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Sexually Transmitted Diseases

Any hot feelings I ever felt for Jared Leto are officially gone now. He’s gone to the skank side. In Paris Hilton’s defense, I’m pretty sure this is how she greets everyone. You should see how she says “goodbye.” It involves lots of licking of the chode.

Here’s Jared and Paris sharing STDs in Sundance a few nights ago.

Source: JJB

The Skanks Of Sundance

If you didn’t tell me this was the Sundance Film Festival, I would’ve figured it was the AVN Awards with all the skanks, whores, sluts and prostitutes running around. I mean, what the hell is Kim Kardashian doing there? This shit has turned into Vegas for the weekend. All those whores are mostly there to get free shit and eff each other.

Reggie Bush can stay, Kim can leave. I am still having a hard time dealing with the fact that he’s playing with her. Do you think he pisses on her tits? Bitch is into that! Fuck, I’d let Reggie Bush do dookie times on my titties if that’s what he was into.

Here’s the rest of the skanks of Sundance including Paris Hilton who thinks she’s the sexiest thing since candy apple nail polish. Bitch is about as sexy as Reggie doing dookie times on my titties. I didn’t include pictures of people that actually belong at Sundance, because they are all boring.

Tanisha Needs To Pop Off

Last night’s episode of “The Bad Girls Club 2” was like an episode of “Jerry Springer” but without the beauty, class and elegance. Tanisha spent the entire episode attacking the stripper and pornstar, Cordelia. Tanisha attacked for her everything from eating someone else’s food to bringing a dude home. It came to blows when Cordelia wouldn’t take it anymore and summoned Tanisha to the kitchen for a fight.

I was sitting there thinking “Cordelia, just call her a fat bitch. Call her a fat bitch.” Cordelia did and that’s when Tanisha really went off. She never hit her though. Tanisha is all bark and no bite.

Tanisha also uses the phrase “pop off way too much. Pop off!

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The Botox Bag

Alex Curran is an English model and a footballer’s wife. This dumb slag showed off her new botox bag the other day in London. The $3,000 python-skin bag was designed by a dermatologist. He uses botox to make the bag look softer and more plump. Apparently, JLo has been carrying one for a few months.

These stupid fucks. They will buy absolutely anything. That shit doesn’t make a difference. This all probably started because the dermatologist turned to his dumb celebrity client and said, “You really should have your puss botoxed. It’s saggy.” Dumb bitch probably brought in her PURSE. The dermatologist just shrugged and went with it. It’s better to stick a needle in a mound of leather than a mound saggy vag.

Image: Splash – Story: Daily Mail