Tori Spelling Tells The Story Of The Time She Went On A Date With Eddie Cibrian And Puked In His Car

Tori Spelling is talking about her love troubles some more but this time it’s not about her and her husband, Dean McDermott‘s, endless marital issues (thank god!). This is a blast from the past–emphasis on “blast,” as Tori revealed on Bethenny Frankel‘s podcast, ReWives, that she one time went on a date with Eddie Cibrian back in the day and puked from drinking too much. Eddie was a soap star back then, so I understand nervously drinking too much and puking when out with him. But times sure do change, because today, all you’d need to puke on a date with Eddie Cibrian, is to be out on a date with Eddie Cibrian.

Tori and Eddie went out way back in the day when she was still on Beverly Hills, 90210, in her 20s, and he was on Young and the Restless. The two are now married to other people with children–Eddie has two sons with his first wife, Brandi Glanville, and Tori has five children with Dean. And they both also cheated on their spouses to get together with their current ones, as Eddie cheated on Brandi to get with LeAnn Rimes, and Tori cheated on her first husband, Charlie Shanian, with Dean.

Page Six says that Tori was on Monday’s episode of Bethenny’s podcast and got into the story of how she went on a date with Eddie that, to me, sounds like he knew he was only interested in hooking up, but regardless, Tori got lit:

“I ended up getting wasted–so wasted that I went to go to the bathroom and walked into the kitchen by mistake and threw up in the back of the kitchen…”

Why do I think Eddie was creeping, you ask? Because Tori says that Eddie arrived to pick her up and then told her he wasn’t “really hungry,” so they should just get drinks. Red flag! He’s not trying to get to know you, girlies–he’s trying to get you drunk! Do not fall for it! Or, at least, order some calamari from the bar:

“So I was like, “What do you say to that?” A young girl, this hot young actor guy and I was like, “OK, sure,”” she added.

The Scary Movie 2 star, 49, said that to add fuel to the fire, she was “so nervous” and hadn’t eaten beforehand.

“Long story short, threw up in the back, he then took me home. I think he did kiss me and I was like, “Ugh, I hope I don’t have puke breath,”” she recalled.

Spelling told Frankel that she knew they “weren’t a match,” so it was “fine.”

“[He did reach out to me] to ask if I could get him an audition on one of my dad’s shows,” the actress recalled, referring to her late father, Aaron Spelling, a film producer who died in 2006. “So that always put a bad taste in my mouth but super seemingly nice guy. I have nothing against him aside from that and didn’t hit it off anyway.”

If Eddie and Tori had gotten together, I don’t know what would have happened to their finances. Between the two of them, neither of them is financially secure in the least, so AmEx and every other credit card company in America would have had them at the top of their Do Not Approve list within six months of marriage.

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