Category: Thirsty Legends
Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Hung Out, But They’re Just Friends, Okay!?
While Alex Rodriguez cries out tears of sorrow onto the rock-hard cum gutters of a muscled-up blond fitness influencer, Jennifer Lopez is wasting no time in getting back to the business of pulling stunts for show. When the true love kingdom of J-Rod crumbled from the weight of his rogue dick, many prayed to the Gossip Gods to reunite JLo with one of her exes. Casper Smart probably took one look at his checking account balance and prayed it would be him, but lovers of messiness tried to manifest either the return of Diddy and JLo or Bennifer 1.0! Well, JLo (seen above in 2003 proving that the real fountain of youth isn’t olive oil, it’s frosted Wet ‘N Wild eyeshadow) and Ben Affleck’s PR teams heard your payers because Ben was papped going into JLo’s house several times (not a euphemism, I think). I see JLo trying to show that amateur PR whore Ana de Armas how it’s really done!
Shawn Mendes And Camila Cabello Have Been Walking Around Miami Like Zombies
I get it, people still need fresh air and exercise during this corona quarantine. But some celebrities have proven that they also need attention to live. And since there is absolutely nothing else going on at the moment, getting a sweet, sweet hit of attention is as easy as walking out the front door. If the paparazzi aren’t there, call them on the phone like Ana de Armas allegedly did. If that doesn’t work, do like Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello did yesterday, and get creative. According to The Daily Mail, the professional stunters, who have been in quarantine together for the past two weeks at Camilla’s Miami home, have been pulling out all the stops for their frequent PDA packed pap strolls. They’ve even busted out the props and walked around with coffee mugs a couple of times. I guess that got old, so they tried a new tactic— walking meditation.
Ben Affleck And Ana de Armas Are Still Hard At Work During The Quarantine
Spring is in the air! And so are droplets of the novel coronavirus, but that’s not important right now! Spring is in the air, and with it, the tender shoots of blossoming new love. And coronavirus, but still! Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas are single-handedly (the other hands are on each others’ asses) keeping the paparazzi afloat with their frequent Love in the Time of Corona pap strolls. According to E! News, since returning from their PDA filled-trip to Cuba and Costa Rica, Ben and Ana are quarantining together at his house and have “a simple daily routine” in place which includes having food delivered from Postmates, walking Ana’s dog Elvis around the neighborhood, and fondling each in public while maintaining direct eye-contact with the paparazzi. What could be more romantic?