Night Crumbs
Podcast and Site Announcement: There will be no episode of Dlisted: The Podcast this week. Because just when I thought that it wasn’t possible for 2020 to become an even bigger charbroiled anal wart, it showed me that it can. My dog Elvie is in a bad way and is currently in the hospital (not with corona). I can barely string two semi-coherent thoughts together as it is, but now I can’t even hold the thread steady. I will continue to throw up a HSOTD, a Birthday Sluts post, and Crumbs on the site daily in between praying to my Charo prayer candle. And Allison and I will let you know soon when we’ll be back with our foolishness. Now on to Crumbs:
The Summer Olympics has been pushed to next year, but that isn’t stopping Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas from winning the gold medal in ho strolling – Lainey Gossip
Those smart people who don’t follow Kirstie Alley on Twitter are just finding out that she’s not only a proud disciple of The Cult of L. Ron Hubbard, she’s a proud disciple of The Cult of Jabba The Trump too – Celebitchy
Okay but where’s a character actor doing Sonnet 69 (aka the Chrissie Lou Connors monologue from Showgirls)? – Pajiba
Okay to Brooke Burke’s bikini selfie, but am I just delirious from running on 20 minutes of sleep, or does the back of that chair look like a beady-eyed bitchy antelope with stunning brows and gorgeous white hair? – Egotastic!
Why did I think that Hilary Duff was vacuuming her forehead? (Answer: Because I got 20 minutes of sleep.) – Popoholic
This one hurts: Legendary playwright and librettist Terrence McNally (who gifted us with The Ritz, Frankie and Johnny, Lips Together, Teeth Apart, The Lisbon Traviata, Master Class, Love! Valour! Compassion!, the Kiss of the Spider Woman musical, Ragtime, The Rink, and more) has died of coronavirus complications at 81 – Towleroad
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