Afternoon Crumbs

March 23, 2020 / Posted by:

Even though it seemed like Japan wanted to look like a nearly corona-free wonderland so that the Olympics can still happen there this summer, they are not going to happen. Canada and Australia has already pulled out, and International Olympic Committee (IOC) member Dick Pound has publicly said that they’ve made the decision to postpone the 2020 Summer Olympics. Yes, this is shit news for the athletes who trained their assholes off for this, but even shit news isn’t so shitty when we find out through a Dick Pounding, which is what you call a delivery of news by the greatest-named human Dick Pound – Just Jared

Well, I don’t think Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas have to worry about catching corona, because corona will be too busy gagging at their pap stroll antics to enter them. I mean, even her pooch is like, “Really, bitch? NOW?”Lainey Gossip¬†

As Sophie Turner screams at caca-brained idiots like Evangeline Lilly¬†to stay inside, I’m screaming at Sophie Turner to stay away from that blockhead filter. It’s scaring me – Pajiba

Princess Beatrice is apparently still trying to make her doomed wedding happen – Celebitchy

Rosario Dawson may follow up her role as wannabe First Lady with a role in the second season of The MandalorianPopoholic

Kate Beckinsale is thirst trappin’ through yoga – Egotastic!

That song that Neil Diamond once said was a pervy tribute to Caroline Kennedy has been turned into a hand-washing anthem – SOW


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