Category: The Slow One
Kourtney Kardashian And Scott Disick Are Back On Again
This leg of the story arc has lasted long enough for Pimp Mama Kris, so it looks like Kourtney Kardashian has reunited with the father of her children, Scott Disick. Scott and the kids are always Kourtney’s plot (What else would she do? Work?) and the rumors of their reunion have been swirling around for awhile. These two are all about being together “for the kids” and last month they did a family beach trip together. E! confirms the news that these two yo-yos, who have been on and off for years, aren’t living together but they’re definitely back together again.
One insider tells us, “They are back together and giving their relationship a try again.”
So what’s the cause of the rekindling? The source notes, “Scott’s mellowed out a lot and hasn’t been partying.”
Well, I guess it’s better than the last D she was rumored to be humping on (girl is into the Xtreme Turd type I see).
Kourtney and Scott might have the class of a TGI Friday’s bathroom conception, but they clearly have something together (a check from Ryan Seacrest). Props to Kourt-Kourt for pressing pause on this whole mess until Scott took his paws off the young models and dried out a bit. And yes, I did just compliment a Kardashian on her life choices. I’ll see myself out.
Pic: Wenn
People Magazine Claims Kanye West Wasn’t Checked Into The Hospital Against His Will
When the news broke on Monday night that shit had gotten all kinds of real for Kanye West’s mental health situation, there were a lot of details to process. TMZ said that Kanye was being held at the UCLA Medical Center for a psychiatric evaluation regarding his latest series of mid-concert meltdowns and exhaustion-triggered Saint Pablo tour cancellation. Then TMZ said Kanye’s doctor, Dr. Michael Farzam, had put Kanye on a 5150 hold, aka the universal hospital code for “This is serious.” People claimed Kanye was fine and he was just chilling out in the hospital for “sleep deprivation.” People now claims to have more information, and they’re still shaking their head in a “nope, nothing to see here!” way.
How Dare Kanye West Ruin Pimp Mama Kris’ Night By Having A Mental Breakdown!
I know, whoever misspelled #DevilBall2016 as #AngelBall2016 is going to get it.
Kanye West is reportedly still at UCLA Medical Center where he’s under observation after he allegedly cracked for real and ended up being shuffled off by paramedics while handcuffed to a gurney. Kanye was apparently at the gym working out with his trainer and his personal doctor, Dr. Michael Farzam, went there to check on the case of the tireds he’s been suffering from. TMZ says that Dr. Farzam told authorities that his patient (he used the alias “Jim Jones” for Kanye) had temporary psychosis caused by sleep deprivation and dehydration and needed help. Dr. Farzam also claimed that Kanye tried to attack a gym employee.
Dr. Farzam said that he put Kanye on a 5150 hold, but it’s not known if he actually did. Paramedics handcuffed Kanye to a gurney because that’s regular procedure when someone is 5150’d. TMZ is saying that Kanye is under a “psychiatric evaluation,” but People is saying that he’s in the hospital for “sleep deprivation” and is fine. And some of us are shouting that he’s being treated for the Kardashian Kurse and needs a priest to bust an exorcism on his ass.
Kourtney Kardashian And Scott Disick’s Storyline Kontinues
The only storyline Kourtney Kardashian has ever had on Keeping Up With Our Surgeries is her on-again/off-again relationship with the father of her three kids, Scott Disick. Every season, Kourtney shows up, eats a couple salads and talks about either leaving or “reconnecting” with Richie Rich’s long-lost California cousin Douchey Douche. When we last left Kourtney and Scott, they were off again. According to People, they’re in the beginnings of being on again.
Kanye West Had All Of His New Fancy Furniture Banished From His Sight!
Since Kanye West’s fashion line is full of overpriced minimalist zombie rags, I figured that his interior design aesthetic is the same and his house is as empty as his sense of humbleness and the only thing in there is a $980,000 custom-made Northern White Rhino suede sectional that’s been distressed with holes made by specially-trained Luna moths. But apparently, Kanye’s house was filled with a bunch of really expensive furniture until one day he sashayed in, felt the sting in his eyes from the ugliness of it all and did what you did when you watched his video for Famous: HEAVED!
Some Stranger Dude Gave Kendall Jenner A Free Rolls-Royce For Her Birthday, So Says Khlozilla
Khloe Kartrashian was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night to pimp out whatever who cares, and she once again proved that her fame whore family is really pulling back on flaunting their gaudy ass riches by saying that a stranger handed Kendall Jenner keys to a $250,000 Rolls-Royce on Wednesday night. In Khloe’s Juvéderm’d brain (Yes, she Juvéderms it. All wrinkles are gross!), she thinks that the dude was a regular Oprah and just gave Kendall a car for free.