Kanye West‘s presidential campaign is going as well as his wife Kim Kardashian‘s music career. Kanye is not on the ballot in most states and he’s sued to get on the ballot in other states, including Arizona, which failed. Kanye’s GOP-bolstered campaign has been an embarrassing disaster that has cost him almost $6 million of his own money so far. Spending $6 million on Yeezy prison slippers would be a better use of $6 million and that’s saying a lot. But well, it’s a good thing that Kanye has other things going on like his Sunday Service, which he held again yesterday, and it totally doesn’t look like a reboot of Midsommar.
We all knew two of Jesus’ most insufferable disciples, Kanye West and Justin Bieber, would one day band together to irritate in His name. Justin’s working so hard to promote his new album that he committed the sin of adultery by cheating on his Churchome hipster pastor by performing at Kanye’s Sunday Service yesterday. According to Billboard, Justin made a surprise appearance and sang Never Would Have Made It by Marvin Sapp and Kim Kardashian posted it to her Instagram stories, because as everybody knows, Instagram is the surest way to get God’s attention. Prayer is so 0020.
Apparently, Brad Pitt got the vapors after attending Kanye West’s Sunday Service in Watts over Labor Day weekend. According to Entertainment Tonight, Brad thinks Kanye’s really onto something special. I mean I get it. We understand that you’re undertaking some sort of rebirth/rebranding/How Floyd Got His Groove Back endeavor, but Brad, honey, step away from The Koven. Kanye’s ego can’t take it. One more compliment from a famous white man he admires and his head is going to explode, covering all of Calabasas county in a thick miasma of half-baked ideas and ear wax.