Justin Bieber Made A Surprise Appearance At Kanye West’s Sunday Service
We all knew two of Jesus’ most insufferable disciples, Kanye West and Justin Bieber, would one day band together to irritate in His name. Justin’s working so hard to promote his new album that he committed the sin of adultery by cheating on his Churchome hipster pastor by performing at Kanye’s Sunday Service yesterday. According to Billboard, Justin made a surprise appearance and sang Never Would Have Made It by Marvin Sapp and Kim Kardashian posted it to her Instagram stories, because as everybody knows, Instagram is the surest way to get God’s attention. Prayer is so 0020.
Here’s Justin surrounded by beige burlap burping out his best attempt at a gospel sound. Looks like he’s reading the lyrics off his phone which is shameful since he already performed this same song at Churchome over the summer (per CNN). Good thing we know Jesus loves a stunt.
JUSTIN SANG AT SUNDAY SERVICE😭😭 HIS VOICEEEE pic.twitter.com/JWPiiMjZqr
— lou (@therestofjdrew) February 23, 2020
I don’t know what’s going on with this venue, which is in LA, or why it appears hay has been trucked in and sprinkled all over the floor. Maybe Kanye is going for a manger look, which is at least thematically appropriate since Justin sounds like a goat. It’s unclear if Kanye himself actually performs or if he’s just there to make sure the bales of leaves are arranged in a pattern that’s in keeping with God’s will.
Seriously, what is this venue? How many’s of God’s precious resources went into making a poorly lit place to take selfies and worship false idols? I’ll take Tyra’s Modelland over this any day.
Here’s Justin after his Churchome performance last summer talking about what gospel means to him while sitting in the passenger seat of his pink Lamborghini he’s probably too scared to drive.
#Godsplan
Pic: Instagram