Apparently, Brad Pitt got the vapors after attending Kanye West’s Sunday Service in Watts over Labor Day weekend. According to Entertainment Tonight, Brad thinks Kanye’s really onto something special. I mean I get it. We understand that you’re undertaking some sort of rebirth/rebranding/How Floyd Got His Groove Back endeavor, but Brad, honey, step away from The Koven. Kanye’s ego can’t take it. One more compliment from a famous white man he admires and his head is going to explode, covering all of Calabasas county in a thick miasma of half-baked ideas and ear wax.
Unlike a normal church service, the event Brad attended was “invite only”, proving once again that Kanye can turn anything into a shallow, elitist, platform for publicity and the all mighty dollar, and something that Brad found “really delightful“.
Pitt talked to ET’s Brooke Anderson about West’s weekend gatherings at a special screening of Ad Astra in Washington, D.C. on Monday, and he said it’s a “really delightful” experience.
“I think he was doing something really special there,” the 55-year-old actor said. “It’s a pure celebration of life and people. It’s really delightful. It really is.”
Here’s Brad proving he’s just as interesting as Tom Hardy, and almost as tall as Christian Bale.
— TeamKanyeDaily (@TeamKanyeDaily) September 1, 2019
And here’s Brad getting his praise on. I guess at Kaney’s Sunday Service, the pastor yells at you if you DON’T have your cell phone out!
This Kanye Sunday Service is really good!! Like a normal Sunday worship experience pic.twitter.com/8ikxatuafX
— 1st Team All Common Sense (@MrRoscoes) September 1, 2019
As you may know, Kendall Jenner says that this wasn’t Brad’s first time either. She talked about it on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, because duh, free publicity.
“He was there. I think he’s been a couple times, but that was the first time I was there that he was there,” she said. “And I literally left early. I just saw Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and it was so good and he, like, gets better with age. So I was like, ‘I gotta go.'”
It’s a confusing statement, but the gist is what’s important: Brad Pitt is Team Koven. No word if after the service, Brad and Kanye went to Roscoe’s for brunch and compared notes of their mutual love for supplying poor people with shoddily constructed, impractical housing. Oops, I mean “architecture“.
Below is Brad giving praise to Kanye: