Category: Social Media Shit
BREAKING: Chrissy Teigen Discovered That You Can Wear Comfortable Clothes All The Time
After completing what appears to be a successful brow transplant, Chrissy Teigen is back to overshare her latest groundbreaking transformation. May I shock you? She’s getting rid of high heels. Yes, Ms. Teigen announced on Instagram that she will be throwing away her collection of heels as they are a sexist symbol designed to entertain the male gaze and to wear them would be implicitly supporting the patriarchy. Kidding! She just realized she can actually wear comfortable shoes more often.
Adele’s Instagram Password Got Taken Away After She Posted A Certain Picture
Remember last year when, out of nowhere, Adele’s Instagram account threw up a picture of herself in a Jamaican flag bikini top and her hair in Bantu knots, all in celebration of the Notting Hill Carnival, and the internet asked, “Who is running Adele’s Instagram page???“. As it turns out, the answer is that it was probably Adele running it at the time. But she doesn’t run it anymore, thanks to a one-time picture post that had her people frantically scrambling to think of a new password and lock her out.
Aaron Sorkin Hopes People Will Pay Less Attention To What Twitter Has To Say After Watching “Being The Ricardos”
After the internet saw the trailers for Being The Ricardos, Aaron Sorkin’s movie about Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz’s marriage woes during the Red Scare, many dragged it, especially Nicole Kidman’s Lucy. But if Debra Messing sent Aaron Sorkin her picture and resume and let him know that she’s available for reshoots, he definitely tossed her picture and resume to the side. Because Aaron, who has defended his casting decisions before, has some THOUGHTS about the online backlash. Looks like Twitter is less Sorkin’s The Social Network and more Sorkin’s Enemy of the State!
Britney Spears Deleted Her Instagram So She Can Enjoy Her Engagement
Earlier this week, Britney Spears announced that she’s engaged to her boyfriend of almost 5 years, Sam Asghari. Britney’s personal life had been under such tight control for over a decade, but thanks to a new lawyer, the #FreeBritney movement, and Jamie Spears finally getting a fucking clue, Britney is allowed to start making some decisions again. And one such decision is choosing to say “Yes!” when Sam popped the question and asked for her hand in marriage. But not long after the news broke of Britney and Sam’s engagement, her Instagram account went dark and disappeared. Don’t worry, according to Britney, nothing nefarious is going on. Britney herself hopped onto Twitter to assure everyone that the only reason her Instagram account is gone is because she wants a little time to privately celebrate her engagement.
Eva Mendes Says She’s Taking An Instagram Hiatus, But It’s NOT So She Can Recover From Plastic Surgery
Eva Mendes recently announced she’s be stepping away from Instagram for a minute or two. It wasn’t long before someone suggested it was because she was getting plastic surgery. But Eva put a stop to the surgery whispers by saying that no, it’s 100% because she wants to spend more time with her family.
RuPaul’s Social Media Absence Might Be Due To Feeling “Overwhelmed” At The Current Situation
For more than a month now, if you have wanted to get your RuPaul fix, you’ve basically been stuck with his 0.6 second pre-taped video messages on Canada’s Drag Race, or throwing up the music video for “Peanut Butter” on YouTube. Because Ru has been notably absent from social media. Ru stayed quiet on social media about the Black Lives Matter movement and police brutality protests. No one really knew why Ru disappeared from social media and wiped everything clean. But sources have been talking to Page Six, and those sources say it’s because Ru didn’t want to say the wrong thing and get read to filth for it.