Category: Scams
Kendall Jenner Has Agreed To Pay Back $90,000 For Promoting The Fyre Festival
The Fyre Festival is now but a distant memory (or a continued nightmare, if you’re one of the poor souls who has Post-Traumatic Cheese Toast Disorder). But as we all likely remember, the 2017 Fyre Festival became an unmitigated disaster due to the perfect storm of under-planning by the scammers who created it, and over-hype by the models paid to promote it. Kendall Jenner was one such model who was paid to promote the festival on social media, and now a judge is forcing her to return some of that money.
Posh And Becks Accused Of Deceiving British Taxpayers With Their Purchase Of A Miami Penthouse
I feel terrible for whoever dry cleans Piers Morgan’s pants, because there’s no way he didn’t blow out his lower spine from orgasming over this news. Last month Piers accused Victoria Beckham of using British government COVID-19 relief funds to help furlough the employees of her fashion brand. Some people are now questioning how much Victoria needed that government handout after it was revealed that she and David Beckham might just so happen to be the new owners of a $20 million penthouse in Miami.
Jordan Belfort Is Suing “Wolf Of Wall Street” Producers Over Fraud
The people who made The Wolf Of Wall Street are about to get got by the Wolf himself, Jordan Belfort, as he’s now suing the film’s producers for $300 million.
Variety says that Jordan has filed a fraud lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court and is coming for Red Granite Pictures, and CEO Riza Aziz. Last year, Riza was charged with allegedly stealing money from the Malaysian government. He was accused of embezzling $248 million from a state-run fund, and his stepfather, Najib Razak, was removed as Prime Minister after $4.5 billion in allegedly stolen government funds came to light. So because of that, Jordan is suing.
Sketchy Food “Expert” Foodgod Got Burned By A Sketchy Burger Chain
Burgerim is a burger chain that’s been accused of bilking hundreds of hard working Americans out of their life savings, so it should be no surprise that Foodgod is involved. According to Page Six, The Scam Artist Formerly Known as Jonathan Cheban “has become a victim of the catastrophic collapse of an allegedly sketchy burger chain,” but upon further investigation, the real victims were the people who, with the help of Foodgod, were enticed into sinking their life savings into Burgerim franchises only to be left holding the bag when the company’s founder and president fled the country (via Restaurant Business). But yes, boo-hoo, Foodgod is also out whatever the monetary equivalent of 2 free pairs of Yeezys is. How will he ever survive. He’s going to have to start dipping his chicken wings in copper (or, fingers crossed, lead) instead of gold.
Emily Ratajkowski Defends Her Millionaire Husband For Not Paying Rent. He’s An Activist Artiste Making A Statement, Okay!?!
I see you privileged bitches laughing, heaving, and rolling your eyes over struggling chonies model Emily RideAJetSki (reported net worth: $6 million) and her struggling filmmaker husband Sebastian Bear-Mcclard (reported net worth: $12 million) using a struggling artists loophole to get out of paying rent on his Manhattan loft. How dare you! You’re sitting there on your working desk chair, sipping your luxurious Dunkin’ Donuts coffee while wearing a lush Old Navy cardigan as Emily and Sebastian try to keep their berets (because their artistes!) from falling off their heads as they tussle with a rat who stole their last crumb!
We knew that Emily is thirsty (see: her Instagram page), but earlier this month we learned that she and her husband are starving, specifically starving artists who owe his landlord $120,000 in unpaid rent on the NoHo loft he’s lived in since 2013. There’s a law in New York that keeps landlords from kicking out poor artists and other tenants who don’t pay rent on apartments that don’t have a certificate of occupancy or have fire/smoke alarms, etc… Sebastian’s building doesn’t, so in 2017, he used that law to stop paying his monthly $4,900 rent. Emily has now decided to say words about that and she claims her husband isn’t rich and is standing up to THE MAN. It probably took Emily so long to respond because she’s so poor she can’t afford internet or phone service on her iPhone XS Max and it took her a while to figure out the neighbor’s WiFi password (which is: FuckThoseRichBitchesNextDoor666).
Ashton Kutcher Posted His Phone Number On Twitter Claiming To Miss “Real Connection”
Ashton Kutcher would like to talk to you. And you, and you, and you, not you, and you! He recently posted his “personal” phone number on Twitter and asked the general public to reach out to him. He wants to have “a real connection” and I guess if that means receiving pictures of your dog’s vagina, so be it. Unfortunately, the number’s gone now. While Aston did interact personally with a number of fans, he deleted his post and blamed fragile “sms” servers for his retraction. But was Ashton really just a lonely soul, shivering away in our cold, impersonal digital landscape? Anyone who believed that must have missed his previous post where he announced he was changing his “social media strategy”. According to Wired, his heartfelt plea for connection was nothing more than a phishing scam. Somewhere Justin Timberlake’s crying his eyes out again.