Pornhub Is Giving Away Free Premium Access To Italy During Coronavirus Lockdown

March 13, 2020 / Posted by:

So Italy is on full lockdown mode. 188 people in Italy reportedly died from corona in just 24 hours with over 1000 deaths in total. And over 15,000 people have been infected in the country. Italy has been hit the worst outside of China–the coronavirus epicenter. To fight against this, the government is offering a helping hand in many ways. For example, people are getting mortgage payments suspended. But that’s not all the country is doing. Another helping hand (covered with lube) is being lent by Pornhub. Everyone in Italy is getting free premium porn! Lock it down and bust out the cum rags!

The New York Post says that yesterday, PornHub announced that those quarantined in Italy will be able to access free premium Pornhub services and the site will donate money to help Italy:

So you can watch all the coronavirus-themed porn you want like: “Getting Corona Virus from this phat ass asian was worth the creampie.” That is the title of a real video.

I mean wow, maybe the Italian government should consider making this a regular part of their healthcare plan. Premium Pornhub and paid sick days! That would be so progressive! Imagine, I’m out here not going to the dentist because I can’t afford it, meanwhile Italy starts giving away premium fap material to residents suffering at home from illness. I mean… who do I need to vote for to get that?

Pics: Pornhub/Wikipedia

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