A Stunt Porn Was Filmed Inside An Open Santa Monica Library

February 19, 2020 / Posted by:

Fuckery was afoot at the Ocean Park Branch of the Santa Monica Public Library a couple of weeks ago. In fact, in this case, fuckery was also adick, avag and acoupleoftittays. According to the Santa Monica Daily Press, 19-year-old porn actress Ellie Eilish and an accomplice filmed a 10-minute full fucking video in the library and uploaded it to PornHub. Then I guess some concerned citizen was watching PornHub and yelled “now wait a minute, that’s MY masturbation nook!”, and raised the alarm prompting library patrons and local residents to express their outrage on social media. The video has since been removed from PornHub but the pages of Scruples by Judith Krantz are still stuck together.

SMDP reports:

A video of a pornographic actress and actor performing sexual acts inside a Santa Monica public library has surfaced, prompting some residents to call for their arrest.

The video, which was posted three weeks ago, shows 19-year-old entertainer Ellie Eilish exposing herself while walking around Ocean Park, outside of the John Muir Elementary School and Santa Monica Alternative School House campus, and inside the Ocean Park branch library. Eilish then performs sex acts inside the library with a man, whose face is not shown.

Ocean Park residents and library patrons took to social media to express outrage that the library did not prevent the actors from filming the video, with many saying she and the man in the video should be arrested for public indecency.

Many online wondered how this could have possibly happened.

Thankfully, another citizen was able to offer a logical explanation, and solution, to the problem.

In my research for this story, I learned something about our public libraries, which, when I think about it, is not really all that surprising. Library porn is very common! Picture your local library— guaranteed someone has jizzed near Joyce, nutted by Nabokov, creamed next to Capote and ejaculated into Euripides.

The city issued a statement that read “we are deeply disturbed to learn about this video. Sex in public spaces is against the law and the Santa Monica Police Department will be looking into this incident.” However, CBS LA says that unless the persons are caught in the act, the crime is considered a misdemeanor and there’s not really anything they can do. The only way the citizens of Santa Monica are likely to see justice done in this case is if Billie Eilish decides to file a cease and desist.

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