Category: Parenting
Coco And Ice-T’s 6-Year-Old Still Rides Around In A Stroller Sometimes And People Have Thoughts About it
Hey all! I’m Dominique and I’m a new weekday writer here at Dlisted. I have an affinity for think pieces and scholarly articles. PSYCH, I love laying in the gutter and joyfully looking up at messes unfold, a la Kim Kardashian peeking out from behind a bush, but with way less face paint and filters and much more older, hole-riddled 20-year-old t-shirts. I’ve never been known to class up a joint. Shall we?
Coco Austin is great at evolving her schticks. When she first came on to the scene, it was mostly cameltoes and getting photographed bending over. Now that she’s someone’s mom, she’s mostly pivoted and has traded in her oiled-up butt for making unconventional parenting choices and being sure that everyone knows about them instead. One stroll to another, if you will.
Open Post: Hosted By Cardi B Demonstrating How She Changes Diapers With Her Nails
Cardi B’s nails are very, very long. At their longest, they measure about 2 inches, the same length as a bald eagle’s talons. Now, as someone who bites their nails short, I often lay awake at night wondering how Cardi and her nails complete everyday tasks like typing, washing dishes, and anything bathroom-related. And I’m not the only one. Rapper Kash Doll took to Twitter to ask Cardi how she manages to change her baby son Wave’s diapers, as she’s struggling as a new mom who also wears press-ons. Cardi graciously responded with a 2-minute video that gives step-by-step instructions and uses a teddy bear as a stand-in for her baby. Thank you, Professor Cardi B. Continue reading
Shaquille O’Neal Says That His Daughters Can Stay At Home As Long As They Want But His Sons “Got To Go” By 18
Shaquille O’Neal is known for a lot of things: basketball skills, dynamic acting talent, and an ability to shill everything under the sun (Gold Bond, anyone?). But did you know The General’s second-in-command is also the proud father of six children? And as a father, Shaq has some strict rules when it comes to raising his kids. Namely, if you’re a boy, you’re out the door at 18!
Ice-T Says He’s A Big Fan Of Sucking Coco’s Melons, Just Like Their 5-Year-Old Daughter
Last week, Coco stirred up an itty bitty titty controversy when she admitted that she still breastfeeds her and Ice-T’s 5½-year-old daughter, Chanel. 42-year-old Coco explained that while Chanel dines on steak and burgers, she still enjoys a “little snack every now and then.” And who is she to deprive her? Obviously, the Internet had a lot to say about this fun fact, but Ice-T wasn’t about to stand by and let a bunch of nobodies attack his two precious gals (I am, of course, referring to Coco’s breasts). He went on Twitter and accused Coco’s critics of being jealous. Then he announced that, at the advanced age of 63, he, too, enjoys suckin’ on boobies. Ice says that, when it’s all said and done, he may go down in history as a titty lover, and that’s fine by him. Damn. We all need an Ice-T in our lives!*
*someone who defends our honor, not someone who sucks our boobs†
†although boob-sucking IS a plus
Kristen Bell And Dax Shepard Say They Like To Wait For Their Kids To Stink Before They Bathe Them
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard went on The View together to promote their new show Family Game Night, and you bet your smelly ass they got into their marriage, kids, couples therapy, toilet etiquette, blah blah blah, so relatable! Recently Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher went on Dax’s podcast and made headlines when they admitted they only wash their kids when they see dirt on them. Meghan McCain asked Dax and Kristen for their thoughts on the issue, and they admitted that things have gotten lax. Kristen says she’s a big fan of “waiting for the stink”, which is also what Dax Shepard fans do when they line up to see any of his films.
Coco Once Again Defended Breastfeeding Her 5-Year-Old Daughter
A couple of years ago Coco announced to the world that she was still breastfeeding her and Ice-T’s daughter, Chanel, who was almost 4 at the time. Cut to 2021, and Coco has given us a much-needed parenting update: she’s still sharing her magnificent milkers with her kid, who will turn 6 in November. Judge all you want, but feeding from titty balls as gargantuan as Coco’s is how superheroes are born. Someday Chanel might just save us all!