If a normal set of tits are a baby buffet for breastfeeding infants, then Coco’s coconuts are the thinly attended but ridiculously overstocked Thanksgiving buffet at the Bellagio in Las Vegas. And Coco and Ice-T’s baby Chanel has the place all to herself. Chanel, who turns 4 in November, is still breastfeeding, though mostly for comfort these days, according to a post Coco shared on Instagram. I don’t have kids, and I don’t presume to know if it’s normal for a 4-year-old to breastfeed, but if it’s weird, don’t blame Coco, blame Coco’s boobs. Those things have a mind of their own!
Here’s Chanel enjoying what I call a “Saturday Night Special” only instead of laying in bed half asleep while absentmindedly shoveling chili cheese fries in my mouth, she’s on a private jet stuffing her face with two 12 gallon jugs of leche de Coco.
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A mothers calling…. I'm so blessed to have this unbelievable experience in this thing called Nursing.. I had a hard time breastfeeding the 1st week of when Chanel was born, I almost gave up but my family told me to hang for another week.They told me I dont want to miss this special moment you have with your child.. health wise and bond wise..I hung in there and now almost 4 years later Chanel still wants the boob ..Its more of a comfort thing now and of course she eats regular but nap time and night time are our time and I'm lucky she hasn't grown out it yet because when that moment comes I will be so sad..its the best feeling and ALL mothers that nurse know.. I talk all about this kind of stuff on my baby blog at www.thecocoblog.com if you want to read my journey with Chanel #normalizebreastfeeding -swipe for more pics
As she mentioned in her caption, Coco has a “baby blog” on which she’s shared her breastfeeding journey. On it I learned that Coco was lucky she got her boobs done “back in the day” because the incision was placed under her breast, unlike the more modern practice of inserting the implant through the nipple. That increased her chances of being able to breastfeed once she had a Chanel. Now it sounds like her nursing journey may be coming to an end. Which is a shame. I wonder if there’s some mad scientist plastic surgeon that could rig Coco’s boobs up to dispense champagne or shoot glitter so we can all keep this party going for just a little while longer.