Britney Spears Skipped The Met Gala This Year Because She “Hates Flying”

May 31, 2022 / Posted by:

Making an excuse to stay home with my dogs and wear sweats sounds way more enticing than putting on fancy pants to go to a sticky-tabled Applebee’s for watered-down margaritas with other humans, which is pretty much all I get invited to these days. Clearly, Britney Spears relates to that feeling, except the outing she opted to skip out on was this year’s Met Gala. Stars–they’re just like us!

According to The Daily Mail, Britney has never attended the Met Gala before. On Saturday, Britney shared with her Instagram followers that she’d thought about going to this year’s annual event, but instead decided on “nope” with a video of herself wearing a onesie and swaying back and forth while holding her cat:

 “I was gonna go to Met Gala but instead I got in the tub with my dog and put pjs on!!! I hate flying!!!”

Since being free of her conservatorship, Britney has become an avid Instagram poster, sharing a glimpse into her newfound freedom. Her posts often include pics and video from frequent vacations to places like Hawaii and Mexico, which would obviously require her to fly from her California home. “Sorry, can’t, I hate flying” is the new “sorry, can’t, I have to wash my hair.” Such an innovative queen.

She probably also has other Brit-biz to attend to, like dealing with her super-villain of a father, planning her wedding to Sam Asghari, and posing in various floral puffy-shouldered crop tops. Sadly, earlier this month, Britney and Sam announced via her Instagram that she’d suffered a miscarriage after they had just announced the pregnancy in April, so she deserves a break and a relaxing bath before a pooch cuddle. But Britney would have absolutely smashed it at the Met, especially if she wore one of her iconic stage outfits from the early aughts, but perhaps she caught advanced wind of Kim Kardashian’s (unsuccessful) plan to stuff her entire enormous fart box into Marilyn Monroe’s poor, innocent “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” dress to make a 3-minute carpet walk, and she just wasn’t down with having to publicly practice restraint by keeping her eyes from rolling out of her head at that stunt.

Pic: Instagram

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