Category: Lying Liars Who Lie

Open Post: Hosted By Dakota Johnson Admitting She Lied About Loving Limes

January 22, 2021 / Posted by:

Way back in March of 2020, Architectural Digest dropped one of their celebrity house tour videos starring Dakota Johnson. Her house was actually pretty cool. Lots of bookshelves, wood, art, plants, and… huge bowls of limes? Dakota explained, “I love limes, I love them. They’re great and I love them so much. And I like to present them like this in my house.” But last night, during a Tonight Show interview with Jimmy Fallon, Dakota admitted the truth… the limes were added by a set dresser. She actually doesn’t love limes. In fact, she’s allergic. Dakooota! You were supposed to be a warrior for the truth!

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Kim Kardashian Tries To Ride A Blue Wave

November 8, 2020 / Posted by:

While the rest of us are struggling to get vertical after yesterday’s street parties and hangovers, Kim Kardashian is trying to keep up appearances and fling a bulbous protrusion in every corner in order to cover her ass, so to speak, and placate her many masters.

We laugh dismissively, but try to put yourself in her shoes for a moment. She faces the swift and prickly wrath of control-freak Pimp Mama Kris, the incoherent, spiteful splatter of oxidized bronze delusion from Donald Trump, and last but not least, the vicissitudes of lofty genius and Sunday Service finger-wagging of God via husband Kanye West.

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