Category: Lena Dunham
Lena Dunham Got Married Over The Weekend
Hunter Biden, Odell Beckham Jr., and Brad Pitt’s bottom lip can all rest easier tonight knowing that Lena Dunham is officially off the market. People reports that Lena married her musician boyfriend Luis Felber over the weekend. Two years ago, Lena packed up her (apparent) last remaining follically challenged animal-child (a rescue dog named Ingrid) and moved to Wales to mend a broken heart. And well, I guess it worked. Luis is an English-Peruvian musician, known professionally as Attawalpa, You Know, Lena Dunham’s Husband.
Margaret Qualley And Jack Antonoff Were Seen Kissing In New York City
Margaret Qualley’s mom Andie MacDowell must have made her watch Groundhog Day on repeat as a child because she keeps waking up and repeating the same mistake over and over again. First, it was Pete Davidson, then it was Shia LaBeouf, and now, according to Page Six, Margaret is now dating music producer Jack Antonoff, her Once Upon A Time In Hollywood costar Lena Dunham’s ex. I don’t really know much about Jack but the fact that he was with Lena for 5 years makes me wonder if Margaret is colorblind and she thinks all the red flags waving in her peripheral vision are actually beckoning her like “come on, over here, this guy is COOL!”
Playwright Jeremy O. Harris Got Yelled At On Twitter By Aurora Perrineau’s Dad For Defending Lena Dunham
Just because there were hardly any Black people in Girls, that doesn’t mean Lena Dunham doesn’t have any Black friends in real life. No really, she does! One such friend, playwright Jeremy O. Harris who co-wrote the script for the Zola movie, rolled out of bed yesterday and posted an impassioned defense of his “good sis” Lena, praising her writing and chastising people for talking about her adding that she’s “human & made mistakes.” Jeremy was quickly reminded that those “mistakes” included lying that she had “inside information” and publicly discredited actor Aurora Perrineau and her claims that Lena’s friend and Girls writer Murray Miller had raped her when she was 17. While Jeremy may have forgiven and forgot, Aurora’s dad Harold Perrineau thinks Jeremy should shut his “FUCKING MOUTH.”
Lena Dunham Will Write And Direct A “Polly Pocket” Movie Starring Lily Collins
Do you know what’s worse than a remake nobody asked for? Live-action movies about 80s and 90s toys that nobody really remembers too much. Lily Collins of Emily In Paris fame and Lena Dunham of UGH fame are joining forces for a live-action Polly Pocket movie. Lena Dunham will write and direct the movie. So prepare to see Polly Pocket chew on a tiny over-microwaved burrito while sitting on a tiny toilet and bitching to her friend Lila Draper about how adulting is hard.
Lena Dunham’s Latest Project Is A Plus-Size Clothing Line
If you have a good memory, you may have just rolled through some of the messy outfits you’ve seen Lena Dunham in, but messy isn’t the target for Lena’s clothing line. She recently announced that she had created a small plus-size clothing line with online retailer 11 Honoré, and it’s surprisingly boring and normal. But because it’s Lena Dunham, there’s of course an element of controversy surrounding the whole thing, and some plus-size customers are not happy with her foray into fashion. But let’s all take a moment to thank the universe that Lena focused her creative spirit on a messy clothing line, and not on a series of Hunter Biden romance novels.
Lena Dunham Issued A Statement After It Was Revealed That Actual Dead Cats Were Used In A Scene Filmed For Her Upcoming HBO Max Show
When you read a headline that includes the words Lena Dunham and Dead Cats you brace yourself for the worst. But let’s not forget that Lena’s really more of a dog person. And thankfully, Lena’s never met the dead cats in question here. According to Variety, Lena’s come under fire for a scene in the HBO Max series Generation, for which she is the executive producer. The scene required actors to dissect actual dead cats during a high school biology class. Lena says she wasn’t aware of this.