Category: Legal Trouble
The Real Brad Pitt Won Legal Case Against The Woman Who Was Scammed By A Fake Brad Pitt
Texas businesswoman, Kelli Christina, the woman who sued Brad Pitt for getting scammed by someone impersonating him, must be more upset than when she found out that the guy she was talking marriage with turned out to not be Brad Pitt. Kelli sued Brad after getting finessed by a stranger out of $40,000 and a romantic relationship, believing the man she was interacting with digitally but never met in person was THEE William Bradley Pitt. But a judge called that shit “meritless” and tossed the case out, as expected by anybody with common sense and a knowledge of the law equivalent to over 3 hours of Judge Judy or any episode of Law & Order.
Brad Pitt Is Getting Sued By A Woman Who Was Almost Definitely Catfished By Someone Pretending To Be Him
TMZ says that one Texas woman is coming after Brad Pitt for allegedly bamboozling her. But the gag is that it almost definitely was not Brad. A woman named Kelli Christina has chosen to seek legal justice from Brad for taking money from her to appear at charity events which he never showed up at. And more than that, she says that she and “Brad” had a personal relationship beyond their charity work and that they even talked marriage. This whole thing smells more rotten than Brad’s Make It Right Foundation houses!
A Judge Granted Meghan Markle’s Request To Keep The Names Of Her Friends Private
The five friends of Meghan Markle (an unproduced Lifetime series if I ever heard one) can all breathe easy today, because they won’t be publicly outed any time soon. Well, four of them, anyway. I’m sure Jessica Mulroney would have been positively giddy to get the Google alert that her name was trending again. But we’ll never know which of Meghan’s five friends spoke to People magazine last year in her defense, because a judge has decided their names won’t be published.
Ghislaine Maxwell Has Won A Court Ruling To Keep Her 2016 Testimony Sealed For Now
The picture you are looking at above was taken from a video of Ghislaine Maxwell delivering a speech about the oceans to the United Nations several years ago. Which may feel like a random choice, until you remember how hard Ghislaine’s lawyers have been working to make sure testimony from a 2015 civil case was never unsealed. That testimony was her Heart of the Ocean necklace, and Ghislaine wanted nothing more than to make like Old Rose and whip it into the ocean, praying that it would be eaten by a whale with a gut full of very strong stomach acid. Well, Ghislaine’s wish came true, for now, and it didn’t require any ocean-dumping.
Britney Spears’ Conservatorship Hearing Was Canceled Because Of Zoom Bombers
Britney Spears was scheduled to appear (via Zoom) at a routine conservatorship hearing this past Wednesday. It’s a standard catch up with the judge which happens every 3 months or so. Even though Brit Brit & Co weren’t physically attending, about fifty #FreeBritney protestors (with masks, THANK YOU) gathered outside the courthouse.
Britney Spears fans gathered in downtown Los Angeles to protest the conservatorship she's been under since 2008 and #FreeBritney https://t.co/K1U4nsyK1l
— Variety (@Variety) July 24, 2020
Inside, the judge (obviously I’m imagining Judge Judy) was finishing up unrelated, non-confidential business on the Zooms, and, once it was time for Britney’s hearing, asked everyone from the public to get off the call. They did, but then some people sneakily rejoined. The judge kept ordering them off, but they wouldn’t leave. So after 2 HOURS, the judge canceled the hearing. An older judge + technical issues = “Jesus, just reschedule the damned thing!”
Keanu Reeves’ Girlfriend, Alexandra Grant, Got A Restraining Order Against His Stalker
Keanu Reeves is the Internet’s Boyfriend. He also happens to be the actual boyfriend of artiste Alexandra Grant. So yeah, he’s cheating on us. And that doesn’t sit well with some Keanu fans, who loathe Alexandra for having the audacity to enter an adult relationship with their prized Canuck gentleman movie star.
One such obsessive, a 67-year-old woman named Cathryn, has taken it to the next (terrifying) level. Alexandra says Cathryn, who has an “extensive history of criminal acts”, is stalking and harassing her. It got so bad she filed a restraining order.