Lea Michele Let Jonathan Groff Look At Her Vagina With A Lamp And Offered To Carry His Baby If He Wants One

April 25, 2022 / Posted by:

Lea Michele’s no longer HEAVILY PREGNANT as she was the summer of 2020 when seemingly everybody who had ever crossed paths with her professionally had some shit to say about her diva behavior. But even though I know I’ll personally never forget that she allegedly threatened to shit in Samantha Ware’s wig on the set of Glee, HBO has decided it’s time to let Lea out of detention since she’s got a documentary marking the 15th anniversary of the Broadway musical Spring Awakenings to promote with her costar and long-time BFF Jonathan Groff. Jonathan stood by her side through the worst of those dark days and how does she repay him now that she’s back in the spotlight? By reworking a passage from The Vagina Monologues and performing it in his honor. According to Entertainment Weekly, in the documentary, “out of nowhere,” Lea blabbed that she once let Jonathan, who is gay, get all up in her pussy with a lamp to see what it looked like. Yes, even Lea’s pussy is a whore for the spotlight!

And speaking with People, Lea also offered to host some of that Groff sauce in her womb by offering to be his surrogate should he ever decide he wants a baby. And an adorable little theater baby who wears a wig for a diaper. Priceless. And when the baby’s older, they can tell their dad what Lea’s pussy looks like from the inside! EW reports:

In the new HBO documentary Spring Awakening: Those You’ve Known, the two actors reunite along with the rest of the hit musical’s original cast to mount a 15th-anniversary concert of Spring Awakening. The film showcases the concert and explores the history of the show’s journey to the stage, its unlikely success, and its legacy.

There are plenty of gems and surprises for Spring Awakening fans, but perhaps none more out of nowhere than Michele’s revelation that she once let Groff see her vagina, using a desk lamp to give him an illustrative lesson and satisfy his curiosity in the female anatomy as a gay man with no practical knowledge of its particulars.

Though the two are notoriously close and bonded over the explicit love scenes and dramatic trauma they shared on stage 15 years ago, it’s still is a bit shocking — particularly that Michele would decide to disclose such a story.

Apparently, when EW asked her WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? during an interview with the pair, Jonathan “began laughing uncontrollably,” but pro that she is, Lea used it as an opportunity to promote it as “a function of the wonderful environment that the show, the concert, and the documentary came out of,” and called the documentary “a wonderful microscope into who we are as individuals.” A microscope? Jonathan might as well have looked directly into the sun.

She continued: “It was so wonderful to talk about this material as an adult and get asked real serious questions. Not like, ‘What’s it like to have sex with Jonathan Groff every night?’ So I just felt really comfortable with them. With that level of comfortability came a story of just what goes on behind closed doors between me and Jonathan Groff. That’s only one of them. There’s a lot of other things.”

Groff, finally managing to get a handle on his giggles, added, “There’s a lot more than that story, for sure.”

“That was like a Thursday,” Michele said with a laugh.

Take that, Fanny Brice! This is how you get butts in seats. Lea and Jonathan also spoke to People about the Spring Awakening doc. Two other SA cast members have young babies, so Jonathan was asked if he caught baby fever which prompted Lea to spontaneously offer up her womb.

When asked if being around so many tiny tots gave Groff baby fever, he responds: “Great question!”

Though he played coy on whether he wants to eventually become a father, there’s one thing he knows for sure: Michele is willing to be his surrogate.

“I’ll carry your baby. I will,” she tells Groff, to which he asks, “You will?”

Michele responds, “Hell yeah! I love being pregnant. It’s so much fun.”

“Good to know,” Groff says.

Oh shit, maybe Lea knows another shit show is on the horizon and she needs to protect herself by becoming HEAVILY PREGNANT again! Never forget, no matter how angelic she may look, this woman is a menace to wigs everywhere.

Pic: Adam Nemser/startraksphoto.com

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