Category: Lawsuit
Prince Harry Will Sue If He Can’t Pay For His Own Security In The UK
Prince Harry is SO MAD right now and it isn’t because Unky Andy shoot him a text that said, “Hey nephew – you know tech stuff. Can you help me set up a GoFundMe, and also would you like to donate some money to my GoFundMe?” It has to do with Harry and Meghan Markle’s security detail for an upcoming trip to the UK. Harry wants to pay for his security himself while in the UK, but so far he hasn’t been successful in obtaining that. Desperate times call for desperate princes, and he might file a lawsuit over the situation.
Taylor Swift Once Again Asks The Court To Throw Out The “Shake It Off” Lawsuit
Taylor Swift is slowly working her way through re-recording all her old songs, as a giant “fuck you” to her old record label, Big Machine, who she claims denied her the right to buy all her masters back. And one could assume that Taylor would be all too excited to leave the material from her first six albums in the past. Unfortunately, she can’t shake off (I am so sorry) the shadow of Shake It Off, the lead single from her 2014 album 1989. If I was Taylor, I would want to run as far away from “Shake It Off” as humanly possible, just because that music video is pure cringe. But Taylor’s reasons are purely ownership-based. And yet, she can’t move on from it, because there’s been a lawsuit following her around since 2017. It was dismissed once, but it’s back again, and Taylor would like it to be tossed out once more.
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Share The First Picture Of Their Daughter Lilibet On Their Holiday Card
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are wrapping up 2021 with the release of their annual Christmas card. Last year they gave everyone a blurry family portrait featuring their son Archie that looked like it was run over six times by the mosaic filter in Photoshop. This time, they kept it more simple with a photograph of their family, starring new baby Lilibet Diana in her Christmas card debut.
Trevor Noah Has Sued A NYC Hospital For Negligence And Carelessness
Usually Trevor Noah is the one reporting the news on The Daily Show, usually with a side of jokes. But recently he found himself to be the news, and according to all reports, the situation is a shit show, and Trevor’s not laughing about any aspect of what happened. Trevor has filed a lawsuit against the New York-based Hospital for Special Surgery and an orthopedic surgeon, who he claims botched a surgery last year, and left him with all kinds of pain, suffering, and trouble.
Eric Clapton Wins A Lawsuit Against A Woman Who Listed A Bootleg Concert CD On eBay For $11
Ugh, can we just wave some kind of magic wand that makes it so everything we know about Eric Clapton is erased, and his only claim to fame is wailing on a guitar on a song that got sampled by Martin Scorsese in the third act of Goodfellas? Because late-stage Eric Clapton is kind of a supreme pain in the ass. Eric Clapton, noted anti-anti-racist and anti-vaxxer, also happens to be the kind of person who will sue a person over eleven dollars. Multi-millionaire Eric found the time and energy to sue a German eBay seller who was trying to sell a CD.
Travis Scott Is Asking For One Of The Astroworld Lawsuits To Be Dismissed
Wow, it’s almost like Kylie Jenner pulled Travis Scott aside and whispered, “Quick! File to get one of your Astroworld Fest lawsuits thrown out while Tristan Thompson has currently stolen your throne as the worst Kardashian/Jenner adjacent PR disaster.” I don’t know for sure if that’s what happened, but I do know – thanks to some digging by TMZ – that Travis Scott has turned a new page in his Astroworld Fest game plan damage control playbook. Phase One was “I’ll do anything to make this right,” and apparently Phase Two is “Okay, only some of you can get it made right, and I get to choose.”