Category: Shitty Behavior
Open Post: Hosted By The Maniac Who Desecrated A Bag Of Pizza Rolls
Whenever I think of pizza rolls I automatically get a nice warm feeling inside because pizza is delicious and who doesn’t like popping bite-sized versions of it in their mouths? Therefore, pizza rolls are the perfect food. Apparently, I may be the only person who feels that way because in Oklahoma there’s a sad weirdo who thinks a bag of pizza rolls is better used as their own personal toilet. And one unknowing mother found out the hard way to never blindly dig into her local supermarket’s freezer ever again. Yes, that mother thought she was getting a bag of delicious Pepperoni Pizza Rolls and instead got a disgusting bag of Pooperoni Rolls.
A Man Was Arrested For Swinging His Shit-Filled Colostomy Bag Around At Kid Rock’s Nashville Bar
Kid Rock‘s Honky Tonk Rock ‘N Roll Steakhouse in Nashville is a dicey place to be from an epidemiological standpoint under normal circumstances, least of all during a pandemic. But believe it or not, things got even dicier over the weekend. No need to deliberate too long, based on reputation alone, you can just use your gut. That’s what the guy who sprayed shit all over the place did. According to Newsweek, police were summoned to Kid Rock’s bar based on reports that a man was “allegedly tossing the contents of his used colostomy bag onto patrons.” I’ve heard of shitty reviews before, but this one was really on the nose(s).