Category: Jordyn Woods
Kylie Jenner And Jordyn Woods Are Trying To Make It Work
People reports that “self-made” (*loud guffaw*) billionaire Kylie Jenner and her ex-roommate, former best friend, and heavens-how-could-you-homewrecker Jordyn Woods are still in contact with each other and “working on rebuilding their friendship” after Jordyn admittedly kissed Khloe Kardashian’s boyfriend Tristan Thompson. This should only take but a moment seeing as the Kardashians rebuild stuff all the time (faces, asses, etc.). They’re used to renovations.
Khloé Kardashian Walked Back On Blaming Jordyn Woods For Breaking Her Family Up
The first thing Kris Jenner teaches her spawn (besides “The face you were born with is just a rough draft, sweetie.”) is “ALWAYS keep them sympathetic to your plight”. So, when the public turns on a Kardashian, the Kardashian knows it’s time to course-correct. This is probably why professional wronged party Khloé Kardashian is now tweeting that it’s her swinging dick babydaddy ex Tristan Thompson’s fault that their family broke up not chaste kisser Jordyn Woods.
Jordyn Woods Says She Only Kissed Tristan Thompson (NO TONGUE) On “Red Table Talk”
The somewhat eagerly anticipated episode of Red Table Talk featuring Jordyn Woods and her play auntie, Jada Pinkett-Smith, dropped today and somehow, the earth is still in rotation. We didn’t really learn anything new about what happened The Night The Lights Went Out In Calabasas. But we did learn that Jordyn’s got a posse, and they’re more famous than the Kardashians. But even though she brought out the big guns, she’s still very contrite about her role in the Tristan Tompson/Khloé Kardashian cheating scandal. Which, come on, Jordyn! The Pinkett-Smiths got your back, wile the fuck out. Burn the koven to the ground!
Jordyn Woods May Have Also Hooked Up With Khloé Kardashian’s Ex, James Harden
The skeletons are falling out of Jordyn Woods closet post-Khloé Kardashian/Tristan Thompson cheating scandal. Or rather, Kris Jenner is playing on her demonic flute and calling the skeletons to march out of Jordyn’s closet one after the other to keep the publicity generating, as it is now being reported that Jordyn once hooked up with Khloé’s ex, basketball player James Harden.
Jordyn Woods Did Jada Pinkett Smith’s “Red Table Talk” And The Kardashians Aren’t Happy About It
Because Jordyn Woods learned from the biggest fame whores in the game, it was only a matter of time before she opened up her mouth about how she hooked up with Tristan Thompson, which brought on the end of his 100% healthy and happy relationship with Khloe Kardashian. Jordyn is apparently close friends with The Smith family, as in Will and Jada Pinkett. Apparently Jaden Smith is the one who introduced Jordyn to Kylie Jenner in the first place… Well these connections are coming in handy for Jordyn, as she will be appearing on Jada’s talk show Red Table Talk this coming Friday to talk about–you guessed it–the Khloé/Tristan cheating scandal.
Jordyn Woods Blames It On The Alcohol, But Still Got Cut From The Kardashian Koven Business
Kris Jenner‘s favorite tool in her battle against God’s blessed light, TMZ, has a completely interesting update for us regarding that whole Jordyn Woods/Khloé Kardashian/Tristan Thompson scandal. They claim that Jordyn is blaming it on the booze, but that wasn’t enough to get her excommunicated from the Koven.