Category: James Bond
Billie Eilish’s Bond Song “No Time To Die” Is Out
No Time To Die? There might be no time to die but you’ll make plenty of time to sleep after listening to Billie Eilish’s Bond theme, which sounds like a cross between a rejected Ambien commercial song and the beginning of an anti-depressant commercial. It’s fitting that it’s the last theme for a Bond movie starring Daniel Craig, because this sounds like a hipster dirge cooed out by a sad mermaid. Basically, it’s very on brand for Billie Eilish.
Bond Producer Barbara Broccoli Says There Will Never Be A Female James Bond
Variety spoke with the owner and reigning queen of all things James Bond, Barbara Broccoli who runs the franchise along with her half-brother, Michael G. Wilson. She had some things to say about the future of Bond and let us know that while 007 may one day be a person of color, Bond will never be a woman. But it’s because she thinks women are “more interesting than that.”
Billie Eilish Will Be The Youngest Person To Record A James Bond Theme Song
We all know how excited Daniel Craig was to play James Bond for a fifth and final time in the upcoming 25th Bond film No Time To Die. So it seems entirely too fitting that the theme song for Daniel Craig’s final appearance would be written and recorded by the current queen of unimpressed “Let’s get this over with” energy, Billie Eilish.
Here’s The “No Time To Die” Trailer Featuring Lashana Lynch As A 00 Agent
Trailerpalooza this week, huh? The people over at MGM must have known Black Widow was coming with her trailer and wanted to show Marvel that they ain’t the only ones with diversity up in the house. You have an Asian-Transgender-Tree Russian spy, Marvel? Well, MGM will give you Lashana Lynch as a 00 agent. But the trailer doesn’t totally confirm the rumor that Lashana Lynch will make heads pop off by taking over as 007.
Prince Charles Might Appear In The Next Bond Film
Things are a huge mess on the set of Bond 25, what with the explosions, toilet cams, and multiple walk outs. The Sun says that Prince Charles was recently offered a cameo role in the latest Bond film. And you might think that Prince Charles would decline their generous offer, explaining thanks but no thanks – he’s got enough public relations messes to deal with at his job already. But The Sun says Prince Charles is considering it.
Lashana Lynch Is The Very First Black Woman To Take Over As 007
Things have been messy on the new James Bond movie Bond 25. It lost its director, Daniel Craig messed up his ankle during filming, a crew member got hurt during an explosion gone wrong, and shit really hit the fan toilet camera when a camera was found in a toilet in the women’s restroom at the studio where they film. But finally, some good news has come out of that disaster. No, Idris Elba doesn’t take over as Bond about 5 minutes, and plays a Bond who is allergic to wearing clothes. Instead, British actress Lashana Lynch takes over as 007.