Despite What Some Recent Pictures Look Like, Halsey Says She Is Not Pregnant

November 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Halsey and Evan Peters have been dating for a month or two, and I’ll be honest – I forgot they were dating. For those out there who have a memory like mine, Halsey and Evan Peters pulled the kind of stunt that successfully reminded everyone they’re a couple. Halsey and Evan were photographed with their hands on her belly area, which is the universal publicity stunt language for “We’re pregnant!“. The only thing is, Halsey is now denying that anything is going on there.

On Sunday, a photographer caught Halsey and Evan doing some suspicious tummy-rubbing while hanging out in Santa Monica, CA. She was also wearing a loose onesie, which isn’t necessarily indicative of being pregnant, but let’s just say that much shapeless fabric is what you might call a “relaxed midsection choice.”

They were seen later on the beach. I can’t be sure, but it almost looks like that baby in the third picture is wondering if it isn’t a little late for a beach-based photoshoot. And that judgemental baby would be right! We’re more than two weeks post-Halloween. Someone needs to teach Halsey and Evan’s publicists that the options for cheesy possible celebrity pregnancy canoodling are now limited to a public ice skating rink, or on Santa’s lap at the mall.

On the surface, it does appear that Halsey and Evan are in the beginning stages of a pregnancy, where everyone is happy and in love – basically, right before your feet swell up like overproofed cinnamon buns. However, there are no overproofed cinnamon buns feet in Halsey’s future. At least according to her. Halsey cleared the air on Twitter, and she claims any possible expansion in her tummy is just the result of gluten.

That doesn’t explain why Evan was rubbing her tummy. There might be an explanation for that too. Apparently the only thing Halsey and Evan are pregnant with is the need for attention. A source tells Page Six:

“Halsey is just being cute and provocative. That’s her game.”

If this is a stunt, then I’m deeply disappointed in them. Here are some recent pictures of Halsey and Evan getting drinks:

It’s not enough to simply wear a flowwy dress in public when there is a photographer shooting you from 5 feet away. If Halsey was committed to her own game, she’d be carrying a bottle of prenatal vitamins in her left hand, and that iced coffee cup would be covered in a giant label that read: THIS IS THE DECAF ONE!!!

Pic: Wenn.com

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