Category: Ellen Degeneres
Ellen DeGeneres Is Taking Care Of Portia De Rossi After Emergency Appendicitis Surgery
On Friday night, Ellen DeGeneres was forced to take a break from her usual routine (dipping apples into poison, casting evil curses on newborns, hosting her waning talk show) to rush her wife Portia DeRossi to the hospital. A source told People that Portia was in “a lot of pain”, and it turned out to be appendicitis. She had to get emergency surgery. Ouchy-wahwah! The source added that Portia is “now resting at home and Ellen is taking care of her. It was a scare at first, but all good now.” Continue reading
Ellen DeGeneres Signed A Multi-Year Deal With The Discovery Channel And Discovery+
There have been persistent rumors and not-very-subtle implications that Ellen DeGeneres’ daytime TV show Ellen isn’t exactly doing great, ratings-wise. Which has got to be scary for Ellen, because – oh no! – what will Ellen do if she’s not on TV, lobbing softball questions at the likes of various Kardashians and Jenners? She’d practically be first in line to the poor house, with her hand outstretched, clutching a small tin can, appealing to the benevolence of passers-by, begging: “Alms, alms for the Portia de Rossi.” That’s surely what would happen if it were not for the generous souls at Discovery, who just provided Ellen with the safety net of a lifetime by signing her to a multi-year contract with the Discovery Channel and their streaming platform, Discovery+.
Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Who Found An Entire Empty Apartment Behind Her Bathroom Mirror
Last week 26-year-old New Yorker Samantha Hartsoe went viral for a very freaky reason. After feeling a cold draft coming from her bathroom mirror, she took it off the wall and uncovered a large hole that led to a dark, empty room! Um! No! Samantha did what any bored fool would do and TikTok-ed herself climbing inside with a flashlight and hammer to investigate. And she discovered a freezing, abandoned 3-bedroom apartment. Continue reading
Kelly Clarkson May Be On Track To Take Ellen DeGeneres’ Time Slot
After Kelly Clarkson ripped the life out of Steve Harvey‘s shitstain of a show and took his TV spot, there are rumors that she may take another slot. Ellen DeGeneres may have another thing to worry about on top of her absolutely tarnished image as Page Six says that Kelly may be getting her time slot. What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger, unless what doesn’t kill you is Kelly Clarkson–she’s the bone collector!
Ellen DeGeneres Says She’s Finished With Her COVID Quarantine And Was Spotted With Her Mask Down At The Store
Pretend for a moment you’re Ellen DeGeneres. You’ve had a — HEY! Stop counting all your shiny new Scrooge McDuck coins, and focus up! Thank you. You’re Ellen, and you’ve had a shit 2020. Vilified by the press for creating a toxic workplace, your show’s ratings are tanking, and your “Queen of Nice” rep is in the shitter. When you test positive for COVID-19, the public reaction is less “Oh no, not Tom Hanks!” and more “Ha! Giuliani got it!” Now, nine days after announcing your positive status, you’re feeling much better. Do you: a) continue to stay at home and quarantine to set a good example and avoid any more bad press? OR b) go out shopping and pull your mask down in the parking lot to talk on your cell phone in front of the paps? If you answered b), you’ve successfully entered the mind of the real Ellen!
Ellen DeGeneres Has COVID-19
I’m sure that sometime between the numerous articles posted about the Ellen show’s alleged toxic workplace problem and the reports of allegedly tanking ratings, Ellen DeGeneres asked herself, “Could this year get any worse?” It would appear 2020 found a way for things to get worse for Ellen. Because Ellen has revealed she tested positive for COVID-19, and her show is going on hiatus.