Category: Disney
Disney Reveals Plans For Its “Storyliving” Housing Community
Well, we’ve reached the point in capitalism where Millennials will never afford to own a home but Disney owns so much unused property that they’re developing Disney “communities.” Disney is planning on opening up a whole community of houses called Storyliving by Disney which is one step beyond “storytelling” and one step before “apocalyptic.” Have you ever wanted to go to Disneyland but never leave? Your dream is about to become my living nightmare!
Evangeline Lilly Attended Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Anti-Vaxx Rally In DC
Back at the beginning of the pandemic, Lost star Daniel Dae Kim was one of the first celebrities to contract COVID-19 and his Lost costar Evangeline Lilly was one of the first celebrities to be a dickhole about it. At the time, Daniel posted a message on Instagram urging folks to take precautions, and Lily posted a message on Instagram letting people know that quarantining is for punks. This was back in March of 2020, well before several safe and effective vaccines were developed and Daniel became quite ill, but thankfully, made a full recovery. Evangeline on the other hand, still has a terrible case of the dickholes, but even if there was a vaccination against that type of thing, she’d probably protest it.
Peter Dinklage Isn’t Into Disney’s Live-Action “Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs” Film (UPDATE)
Disney is currently working on a live-action version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, because remaking all their feature-length animated movies as live-ish action films is currently their bread and butter. Rachel Zegler will play Snow White, and Gal Gadot has been cast as Snow White’s evil stepmother, The Queen. Peter Dinklage has a pretty big issue with this movie so far, and not for the regular reason most people do (you know, the whole kissing an unconscious girl thing). Peter Dinklage thinks it’s more than a bit regressive to be using dwarfs in 2022 in the way that they appear in Snow White.
Emilio Estevez Says He’s Not An Anti-Vaxxer
Over the weekend, Deadline reported that Emilio Estevez would not be returning for the second season of the Disney+ revival series, The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers. Sources claimed that Emilio “declined to provide assurances” that he would comply with the show’s COVID vaccination requirement, aka bitch is probably an anti-vaxxer. Now Emilio has responded to these reports in a lengthy written statement. The first line reads: “I am not anti-vaxx. Full stop.” But Emilio doesn’t stop. He goes on for another 675 words. Damn. Well, now that he’s out of a job, maybe he should get into ghostwriting college essays?
Gal Gadot Will Play The Evil Queen In Disney’s Live-Action “Snow White” Film
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who’s the hottest bitch of all? Duh, it’s Gal Gadot! Yep, Gal’s been cast to play the Evil Queen in Disney’s upcoming live-action remake of Snow White, which is set to start production in 2022. Rachel Zegler will play Snow White. I mean, say what you will about Gal and her acting chops and her politics and her iconic-for-all-the-wrong-reasons “Imagine” video, but she’s definitely attractive enough to play the Evil Queen. And, at the end of the day, that’s pretty much all that matters in show biz.
Scarlett Johansson Has Settled Her Breach Of Contract Lawsuit With Disney
Right after Scarlett Johansson filed her breach of contract lawsuit against Disney over Black Widow’s release, Disney did the absolute most to make it seem like Scarlett had no case against them. And for a while, it really did feel like this was going to end up with Mickey Mouse in a courtroom trying not to bust out an arrogant “Ho ho” while testifying against her. Well, it looks like someone decided to make this situation disappear by reaching into his little red shorts and pulling out his checkbook. Because Scarlett Johansson has confirmed that she’s settled her lawsuit against Disney.