Category: Diane Sawyer
Jeremy Renner Gave His First Interview Since His Snow Plow Accident
On New Year’s Day, Jeremy Renner was nearly killed after being run over by a large snow plow. The 52-year-old was airlifted to the hospital and underwent emergency surgery for blunt chest trauma. Since his near-death experience, Hawkeye’s been giving us sporadic updates on his recovery; a hospital bed selfie here, an Instagram Story of his rehabilitation exercises there. Now, Variety reports that Jeremy is sitting down with Diane Sawyer for his first TV interview since the incident. The ABC News special, which will air April 6, is titled Jeremy Renner: The Diane Sawyer Interview – A Story of Terror, Survival and Triumph. Boy, that’s a mouthful (is what Diane Sawyer said while trying to secure this interview)!
Britney Spears Calls Out Diane Sawyer For That 2003 Interview
Every story has a clear protagonist and antagonist, but in the case of The New York Times Presents: Framing Britney Spears, there wasn’t just one villain, but a couple, both literal and metaphorical. For example, Britney Spears’ father Jamie Spears came across as a pretty clear villain, or Justin Timberlake (he’s since apologized to Britney), but so did “the media,” which is just a little less easy to point the finger at. However, there was one person that kind of covered both, and that was Diane Sawyer. Britney called Diane out for her participation in the judgemental scrutiny of Britney Spears.
Connie Chung Says That Working With Barbara Walters And Diane Sawyer Was Like Playing A Game Of Whac-A-Mole
If you’re anything like me, then this story will be relevant to your petty interests. Connie Chung, legendary journalist and icon of a rounded blow-out that absolutely refuses to quit, has talked about what it was like working as a national news anchor on ABC and CBS in the 1990s. This just in: According to Connie, it pretty much sucked. We’ll have more on this, after the break.
Ashley Judd Gave Her First On-Camera Interview About Harvey Weinstein
Ashley Judd sat down with ABC’s Diane Sawyer for Good Morning America to talk about outing Harvey Weinstein as an “alleged” (*eye-roll*) drooling pig cretin pervface. Ashley was one of the first of what now appears to be dozens upon dozens of women finally speaking out about Harv. How Diane didn’t vom hearing first-hand about Harvey’s allegedly decades-long attempts to groom young women as his personal masseuses and/or sexy shower surveillance is baffling. Is there a word more emphatic than “cringe?” “Shudder?” “Retch” is pretty good. Continue reading
Bruce Jenner Comes Out As Transgender
After months of rumors and tricks (this trick including) thinking that Bruce Jenner’s interview with Diane Sawyer might be a big STUNT QUEEN stunt to promote whatever Pimp Mama Kris wants promoted, Bruce bravely came out as transgender and said the words, “I am a woman.” I live in the past that is the West Coast, so the interview isn’t airing right now, but thank the fuck for whoever invented the Internet, high-speed, computers, etc., because now I don’t have to wait a million years to watch Bruce pull out his pony, shake his mane and give us “I am woman, hear me roar.”
Bruce told Diane that this is the last interview he will do as “Bruce” and he’s ready to fully live his life as a woman. (Note: ABC News says that at the time of his interview with Diane, Bruce said that he still wanted to be addressed as a “he” and “him,” so that’s why I’m doing it.)
“I would say I’ve always been very confused with my gender identity since I was this big. I tried to explain it, because I’ve had all my kids sitting in that chair … and I’ve tried to explain it this way. God’s looking down, making little Bruce … he says ‘Okay, what are gonna do with this one. Make him a smart kid, very determined … and then when he’s just finishing he says, ‘Let’s wait a second.’ God looks down and chuckles a little bit and says, ‘Hey, let’s give him the soul of a female.’
“Bruce lives a lie. She is not a lie,” Jenner said. “I can’t do it anymore.”
Bruce cackled when Diane told him that some people think the interview was a stunt to promote a reality show. Bruce told her that he wouldn’t go through everything he’s going through to promote a reality show. (Somewhere, PMK watched that and yelled at that screen, “That is the most hurtful thing you’ve ever said, Bruce!” ) Bruce said that the first person he told was his first wife Christy. When Diane asked if he’s gay, Bruce once again laughed and said that he’s strictly clitly. He’s never been with a dude and is still into women.
As for PMK, Bruce says that he was taking hormones 5 years before he got with her and he had 36C chichis at the time. She knew he was taking hormones and knew about his cross-dressing. Bruce didn’t say any bad shit about PMK and said that he “loved” her. ABC asked all three of Bruce’s ex-wives for a comment and the only one who didn’t give one was PMK. She had no comment. In PMK’s defense, it’s kind of impossible to comment as she’s screaming into a pillow because Bruce is getting all the attention.
UPDATE: After Perez Hilton called her out for not saying shit on Twitter, PMK tweeted this.
Does she kiss Lucifer’s ass lips with that mouth?! ABC claims that they e-mailed her PR team several times and was finally told that she had no comment. And you know the Bruce she’s sitting with isn’t Bruce Jenner. It’s some dude named Bruce she picked up at a bar and plans to suck the life out of later.
Bruce Jenner Has Been Waiting For This His Entire Life
Bruce Jenner’s 2-hour interview with Diane Sawyer is a little over a week away, but ABC is already milking the hell out of it like it’s a Kardashian vagina and the interview is a black dick. Everyone has reported that Bruce will use the interview to go public about his transition and will talk about the process. But the Kartrashians have been very vague about Bruce’s “journey” and so has ABC. The first promo didn’t even show his face and the second one, which ABC pushed out today, is still pretty vague. The voiceover dude brings the drama in heavy doses and I want him to narrate my life, because he’d make it sound way more interesting than it is. “Michael…… Getting out of bed…. Walking to the bathroom… Pissing while picking his eye crusties out… The journey… The decisions…”
In this second promo, Bruce Jenner actually speaks! And he doesn’t say much.
If you didn’t watch it, the only thing Bruce says is, “My whole life has been getting me ready for this.”
Because Bruce hasn’t yet said himself that he’s transitioning, some people don’t believe that’s what this interview is about. I do think Bruce is transitioning and believe that’s what this interview is about, but the promos have been so damn vague that I wouldn’t be too surprised if he said, “My whole life has been getting me ready for this. Diane, I am transitioning… from… a former track and field athlete to a competitive toy helicopter racer!” The end. Roll credits as Pimp Mama Kris cackles.