Katie Couric Allegedly Said That Diane Sawyer Gives Blow Jobs For Interviews

Veteran news journalist Sheila Weller’s book titled The News Sorority about Diane Sawyer, Katie Couric and Christiane Amanpour’s rise to the top is coming out in a minute and to sell that shit, her publisher gave The Daily Beast (via UsWeekly) some of the book’s juiciest highlights. In the book, Sheila claims that when Diane Sawyer was the queen of Good Morning America and Katie Couric was the queen of Today, they hated each other and regularly battled it out for scoops. Katie was the Alexis to Diane’s Krystle, basically. At one point, Katie allegedly said (or joked) that Diane sucks dick for interviews. Who knew that Diane Sawyer was the Rita Ora of morning news shows?

Sheila writes that Katie once tried to get an interview with one of Diane’s famous friends and when Diane found out about it, she got her husband Mike Nicholas to call the friend and let them know that their friendship would be over if they went on Today. Some source also told Sheila that when Diane scooped Katie for an interview with a 57-year-old woman who birthed out twins, Katie showed her jealous ass by hating on Diane’s immaculate head game.

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Getting Plastered On The Job: Diane Sawyer Is Just Like Us!

You weren’t the only one drunkenly slurring out nonsense about exclamation points and music (Wurr’s da muzak?!) during last night’s 12-hour-long America’s Next Top President season finale, so was Diane Sawyer. Maybe! Since the Food Network didn’t air a special election night cocktail party hosted by Drunk Ass Sandra Lee and NBC made the wrong decision by not making Kathie Lee Gifford the star of their election night news coverage, somebody had to get drunk and deliver the news with a slur and that somebody was Diane Sawyer.

As George Stethoscopeolous sat there, dreading the moment when he’ll have to hold back Diane’s hair as she drunk barfs into a trash can in his dressing room later in the night, Diane asked who ever to play the music, rambled on about whatever and sometimes she looked like you when you’re drunk as all shit in front of your parents and concentrating hard on trying to look sober.

Sure, it’s possible that Diane Sawyer hasn’t slept since the last election ended and was suffering from the chronic tireds, but it’s more fun to think of her starting off her night right by buttchugging chardonnay and snorting whole Xanax pills.

The news should always look like this.

via Gawker