Category: Danielle Staub
Danielle Staub Of “Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Is Pushing A Dating App For “Non-Superficial” People
Former Real Housewives of New Jersey plotline punching bag, Danielle Staub is hitting the dating app scene. But don’t worry, this isn’t for no “prostitution whore-ah!” business–it’s all legitimate. Danielle seems fed up with stuffy people and has joined an app called S’more for “anti-superficial” dating where faces are blurred until matches get to know each other. Hmm… well, we know that Danielle is in fact superficial so, maybe her face is up on the “Beware Of Gold Diggers“ secret sub-Reddit thread and this is her only hope of meeting a rich dude now?
Danielle Staub Of “Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Accuses Andy Cohen Of Being A Drug-Abusing, Grindr Slut
Danielle Staub must not ever want to be invited back to the Real Housewives of New Jersey again, because she has torched the bridge leading her to the King of Bravo, Andy Cohen. As Tituss Burgess clapped for her somewhere, RHoNJ’s resident prostitution whore-ah said that Andy is not setting a good example for his 1-year-old son, Benjamin Allen Cohen, because he’s a drug-using sex freak who hooks up on Grindr three to four times a night. Cut to everyone shruggings over that ~ohsoshocking~ revelation.
Danielle Staub Is Postponing Her Wedding To The Fiancé She’s Known For A Second
Remember how just a few days ago we learned that “prostitution whor-ah!” Danielle Staub of Real Housewives of New Jersey was getting married again only a week after her last divorce was finalized? They were supposed to get married today, but well, surprise! That’s not happening. There are multiple reports coming in that Danielle and her fiancé, Olivier Maier–who is allegedly the Duke of Provence–are not getting married today like they said they would, and her last husband has some ideas on why Danielle is in such a rush. Yeah girl: we all know why $he’$ getting married again.
Danielle Staub Is Engaged AGAIN, Just A Week After Her Divorce Finalized
Teresa Giudice’s “Prostitution whor-ah! You were fucking engaged, 19 times? You’re a fucking bitch!” line is going to have to be updated to “Prostitution whor-ah! You were fucking engaged, 21 times? You’re a fucking bitch!” Because Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey is engaged for the 21st time and is wasting no time in getting divorce #4 in there.
According to People, Danielle Staub is engaged again, a week after her messy 2-month marriage to Marty Caffrey officially ended. Danielle is now engaged to an alleged rich dude with the alleged rich-people-job (I think) of managing director of a private equity firm Olivier Maier.
Andy Cohen’s Baby Shower Turned Into A “Real Housewives” Circuit Party
Baby showers have always seemed like a dull concept to me ever since the most radical thing Miranda had at hers on Sex And The City was fried chicken and a diaper tree (eh, I guess the two go hand-in-hand). However, if you remotely know anyone with a working social media account, you couldn’t escape Andy Cohen’s baby shower over the weekend, hosted by OG Real Housewives NeNe Leakes, Vicki Gunvalson, Kyle Richards, Ramona Singer, and Teresa Giudice. Well, by host, that means those five all gave speeches at Beverly Hills outpost of The Palm, owned by Andy’s friend Bruce Bozzi. Alas, this day was not about Andy’s soon-to-arrive baby boy (I don’t think I saw much reference to children). This was about middle-aged women tossing back Chardonnay and Vicodin cocktails, dancing on tables (this is The Palm! Not Coyote Ugly!), and dropping f-bombs and acid…all on camera, of course.
Danielle Staub Was Seen Canoodling With Al B. Sure! (No, Really)
Chalk this up for one I would never have seen coming, even if it was written in Live Journal fan fiction form. Al B. Sure! was performing in Harlem Sunday at “The Kings And Queens Of New Jack Swing” concert, where Danielle Staub of Real Housewives of New Jersey was somehow a guest. I would normally take that as Danielle just looking to avoid spending time with her live-in estranged husband, but I guess she was up that way to lock lips with Al B – and, for once, this Housewives dalliance didn’t take place at the Regency!