Andy Cohen Is Going To Be A Daddy, An Actual For Real Daddy
On any given night, you can probably hear the word “daddy” echoing through Andy Cohen’s Manhattan apartment, but in the future, that word will be said by his actual child.
The ring leader of the circus of Botoxed hyenas, Andy Cohen, announced on Watch What Happens Live last night that in six weeks, Andy Jr. will be pulled out of a leased baby oven and he will officially become somebody’s father. At 50 years old, Andy has made the decision to trade in his nights of partying with Sarah Jessica Parker and Anderson Cooper for partying with Sarah Jessica Parker and Anderson Cooper while checking in with the nanny every now and again. While OG Housewives like NeNe Leakes, Teresa Giudice, Vicki Gunvalson, Kyle Richards, and Ramona Singer sat and listened in all their holiday drag glory, Andy let us know that Baby Andy Cohen is on their way:
“I overshare and I expect everyone around me to do the same. Tonight, I want you to be the first to know that after many years of careful deliberation, a fair amount of prayers, and the benefit of science, if all goes according to plan, in about six week’s time I’m going to become a father. Thanks to a wonderful surrogate, who is carrying my future. Family means everything to me and having one of my own is something I’ve wanted in my heart my entire life, and though it’s taken me longer than most to get there, I cannot wait for what I envision will be the most rewarding chapter yet.”
Why do I have a feeling that Andy Cohen’s best friend and biggest fan, Kathy Griffin, is going to send his baby a very special gift and that very special gift is going to be emancipation papers?
But seriously, Andy Jr. will be living the life from partying with his daddy’s hot boy toys on Barry Diller’s yacht in the middle of the Mediterranean to spooning with Wacha. Not to mention that the kid can get a lucrative side gig going by selling all the tacky branded shit the Housewives are going to give them. On top of that, kid will get to call The Silver Fox his Silver Uncle. So Mazel to Andy Jr. for that!
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