Danielle Staub Of “Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Is Pushing A Dating App For “Non-Superficial” People

April 15, 2021 / Posted by:

Former Real Housewives of New Jersey plotline punching bag, Danielle Staub is hitting the dating app scene. But don’t worry, this isn’t for no “prostitution whore-ah!” business–it’s all legitimate. Danielle seems fed up with stuffy people and has joined an app called S’more for “anti-superficial” dating where faces are blurred until matches get to know each other. Hmm… well, we know that Danielle is in fact superficial so, maybe her face is up on the Beware Of Gold Diggers secret sub-Reddit thread and this is her only hope of meeting a rich dude now?

58-year-old Danielle has been engaged 21 times. Homegirl loves the suggestion of a commitment like she’s a character on Days Of Our Lives. Danielle’s most recent love failures included 68-year-old Marty Caffrey, who she married in 2018 and was on RHONJ with Danielle. But then she divorced him nine months later and pretty immediately got engaged to 52-year-old  Oliver Maier. Surprisingly, they too split up seven months later.

Well enough of that! Danielle seems to truly be a romantic and while the digital age is a dating hellscape, Page Six says that Danielle is ready to try a fresh new approach with S’more which functions pretty much like the Netflix series, Love Is Blind:

We’re told the Real Housewives of New Jersey star — who has famously been engaged 21 times but remains unmarried — has done a deal to try out intriguing dating app S’more, which blurs profile pictures, and slowly reveals them over time if matches keep interacting with each other.

“The more you chat, the clearer they become. Literally!,” says the app’s Web site.

It’s supposed to take superficiality out of the dating app game by letting users connect before seeing each other.

Staub’s going on S’more’s Instagram TV dating show on Thursday to talk about her quest for lucky number 22.

The gays already have a blind-dating app–it’s called Grindr (or as Danielle probably calls it “Home of Drug Slut Andy Cohen.”  Every other profile is nothing but a headless torso.

Well, the good news for dudes on this S’more thing is that they won’t be able to see Danielle’s picture right away, so they won’t instantly become hypnotized into proposing to her on their first date. What am I saying? Of course, they’ll propose on their first date anyway, because they’ll instantly fall in love with her sparkling personality, humbleness, and sweet charisma.

Pic: Wenn.com

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