Danielle Staub’s New Marriage Is Already On The Rocks

If you hear a banshee cackle across Greater Los Angeles today, it’s Kris Jennerwriting up new plotlines for Keeping Up With The Kardashians, per usual. If you hear TWO banshee cackles, it’s because Kim Kardashian may no longer be the reality TV trick with the shortest marriage. I hope you are sitting down for the latest case in “True Love Doesn’t Exist.” It appears that after two months of wedded…uh…opposite-of-bliss, Danielle Staub and new hubby Marty Caffrey are squabbling, and he even blabbed he wanted a divorce! Continue reading

Danielle Staub Of “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Got Married

Twenty tiiiiiiimes?! Back in the early days of the Real Housewives empire, New Jersey unhinged its jaw at the first season finale to show those Atlanta broads the girls from the Garden State could be just as catty. Danielle Staub didn’t have too many friends that first season, and when the enemies got wind of a book talking about how she had been arrested and engaged “nineteen TIMES?!,” it was accompanied by Teresa Giudice and the table flip heard ‘round the world. Since then, those two made amends, and Danielle made it a nice, round 20 engagements…and finally walked down the aisle! Continue reading

Danielle Staub Got Engaged For The TWENTIETH TIME! (That We Know Of)

Half – ok, all – the appeal of the first season of Real Housewives Of New Jersey was watching Teresa Giudice (back when she was the normal one) flip a table over prostitution WHORE-AH Danielle Staub being engaged “NINETEEN TIMES?!” I guess twenty sounds better because Danielle got engaged yet again, and this time it’s on film. Continue reading

Danielle Staub Has Retired From The Pole

Scores is taking “The Grinch Grind” special off of their menu, because Danielle Staub, the former prostitution whorah from The Real Housewives of NJ, has torn her contract with them and has given her last twirl around the pole. Just two days after it was announced that fans of four square titties and deep fried ham wallets would get to see Danielle live at Scores once a year, she has told People that she quit to work on the state of her mental health instead.

“I have addictions with love and low self-esteem, and I need help! My low self-esteem derived from childhood sexual abuse has messed with my mind and self-worth, and over the years I thought about getting help but pushed it deep into the depths of denial. For years I have had the suicide hotline on my cell phone and would like nothing more than to free myself from this constant pressure.

Seeing how I have hurt myself and my family this time. I can no longer push it behind me.”

Danielle has also been trying to get a hold of Dr. Drew for help. AND Danielle just finished shooting a reality show with Heidi Montag. Now, I’m not saying that Danielle isn’t crazier than a flaming bag of mites and needs psychological help in a serious way, but hos usually only ring up Dr. Drew when they suffer from chronic famewhoreitis and the only cure is a Vh1 camera up their nostrils. Bitch needs reality show rehab, not Celebrity Rehab.