Category: CNN
Open Post: Hosted By Dulcé Sloan Declaring “No More Broke Dick” In 2022 While Live On CNN
The CNN anchors love to get lit for New Year’s Eve and this year was no exception. A clip featuring Don Lemon and comedian Dulcé Sloan is making the rounds of the Internet after the two got a little too loose with the Goose and started talking about how the New Year would bring new dick and none of it would be broke. No more broke dick in 2022!
CNN Fires Chris Cuomo, Effective Immediately
In “Better Late Than Never, I Guess” news, CNN announced during the nothing-to-see-here hour (aka 5 pm on a Saturday) that they are fucking done professionally with Chris Cuomo and have fired him. His CNN show Cuomo Prime Time is no more. Just a few days ago, Chris was indefinitely suspended by CNN for helping his brother, the former Governor of New York Andrew Cuomo, with sexual harassment allegations. Tacked on to the news of Chris Cuomo’s firing is a new allegation from a woman who has accused Chris of sexual misconduct. What a mess. The former First Lady of New York Sandra Lee must be able to see the future when she looks into a glass of her Ocean Breeze cocktail and knew the Cuomo Kingdom was going to crumble so she got out of there quick!
CNN Reporter Omar Jimenez And Crew Were Arrested Live On Air While Covering The George Floyd Protests
Early this morning in Minneapolis, CNN reporter Omar Jimenez, producer Bill Kirkos, and photojournalist Leonel Mendez were all put into handcuffs by police and shuffled away while covering the protests over the police killing of George Floyd. Omar and crew were doing their job of reporting the damn news when Minnesota State Police officers approached them. After police arrested one woman, they approached Omar and crew, and he let them know that they’re live on-air and will move wherever police want them to move. But police wanted to move them into a jail cell instead, and as anchors in CNN’s studio brain-burped out a river of WTFs, Omar was put into handcuffs while asking why he was being arrested. Police never gave him a reason. Omar was then taken away before police collected Bill and Leonel too.
All three were later released and police later claimed they had no idea they were members of the media. Ummm, errrr, I know that my vision is worse than a geriatric bat on bootleg poppers but even I can clearly see Omar holding a giant mic, standing in front of a camera, and wearing press credentials. Did police think they were playing reporter and crew for fun at 5 in the fucking morning? It’s way too early for that shit.
A New CNN Series Investigates Possible Foul Play In James Brown’s Death
Though he’s been gone for almost 13 years, I remember when James Brown died because details surrounding his death always seemed sketchy as hell. There were all of these questions about exactly what happened and I believe his widow was this lady with red hair that screamed on television when she discovered she was locked out of his estate. Back then all of these antics were seen as a bit extreme, but by 2019 standards it’s pretty PG. Now there are new developments surrounding James Brown’s death in a new series on CNN that is filled to the brim with endless insanity.
CNN And Jim Acosta Have Filed A Lawsuit Against Donald Trump And Sarah Sanders
This season of America is so wild, y’all. Did you catch last week’s episode where President Trump was holding a press conference and Jim Acosta from CNN asked him a few pointed questions, so Trump sent in an intern to take his microphone away and then revoked his press credentials? Then had his press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders try to make it seem like it was because Jim had “placed hands” on the intern by posting a video they got from a fringe, right-wing conspiracy website, which one of Trump’s attorneys later confirmed to had been “not altered” but “sped up“? That shit was BANANAS. Well, this week’s episode is just as crazy. CNN and Jim are suing Donald, Sarah, White House Chief of Staff John Kelly, the Deputy Chief of staff, the Director of the Secret Service, and an individual secret service officer.
Ted Cruz Talked About “That Like,” Porn And Sex Toys On CNN
Earlier this week the internet went nuts when a video of some people fucking got liked on Twitter by none other than scrunchy perv-faced senator Ted Cruz. Of course, he immediately launched into “Oh Hell No!” mode by denying that he was the one who liked it and blamed a member of his staff (which would be a hot title for a political porno. Perhaps he can direct). You’d think that this is where the drama would die, but CNN had other plans.