Category: Cher
Open Post: Hosted By Cher Closing The Balmain Runway Show In Paris
You know, I almost feel sorry for the fashion industry right now, because while Paris Fashion Week is technically still ongoing, and I’m sure there were plenty of designers looking forward to sharing their work with the world, the fashion industry as we once knew it is over. Last night on the Balmain Spring 2023 runway, The City of Light was visited by a celestial being so incandescent, so luminous and so TOIT!, that every single fluorescent, Edison, halogen, LED and automotive light bulb in the city simultaneously exploded into a billion glittering particles of stardust which floated up into the cosmos to await the return of their creator who was busy taking a bow down below. If there were more fashion shows to come, they will surely be canceled now that Cher has graced our humble planet with an astral spectacle for the ages.
Open Post: Hosted By Cher’s Declaration That She’ll Never Go Gray
Cher may be 75-years-young, but, like my great-aunt Shirley, she will never, ever, ever let her hair go gray! The icon (Cher, not Shirley) is currently starring in a M.A.C. Cosmetics campaign with rapper Saweetie, 28, and she talked to People magazine about beauty and style. Cher says that going gray “is fine for other girls,” but she’s “just not doing it!” Um, this is in no way surprising. Cher will never let herself look her real age. It’s her (and her plastic surgeon’s) superpower.
Cher Talks About That Time She Was Madly In Love With Val Kilmer
A few years ago, ageless goddess Cher told us that Tom Cruise is in her top 5 of lovers (yes, THAT Tom Cruise). To which, many of us asked, “Did Tom Cruise use his Scientology powers to hypnotize Cher into saying that?” Who knows, but Cher recently talked about another major love of her life and these comments aren’t bringing on the questions marks like her Tom Cruise comments. Cher did an interview with People where she discusses how madly in love she was with Val Kilmer, whose recent battle with throat cancer is the subject of the Amazon Prime documentary Val.
Cher Announced She’s Co-Producing Her Own Biopic
Iconic 11-time #1 Birthday Slut Cher turns 75 today and she celebrated by sharing the news that a biopic about her storied career, from Phil Spector backup singer in the 1960s to becoming the dazzling demi-God we see before us today. Who but Cher — savior of elephants, locker of CAPS, first and last of her name — would celebrate her birthday by giving the world a gift such as this.
Cher Apologized For Suggesting She Could Have Saved George Floyd
Like so many of us, Cher helplessly watched as Derek Chauvin, who is currently on trial for murder, pressed his knee into George Floyd’s neck for 9 and a half minutes as he pleaded for his life. But unlike most of us, Cher thought that if she had been there, she might have been able to intervene. Over the weekend, Cher tweeted, “Is Gonna Sound CRAZY,But … I Kept Thinking … Maybe If I’d Been There, … I Could’ve Helped,” which, admittedly, does sound crazy, but this is Cher we’re talking about. According to Page Six, the tweet didn’t sit well with a lot of people on Twitter who accused her of being “tone deaf” and having a “white savior complex.” So perhaps to prove her point, Cher went and actually did the seemingly impossible. She apologized on Twitter.
Cher Met And Serenaded The “World’s Loneliest Elephant” In Cambodia
Goddammit, my eye holes are leaking over this story. As we all know, Queen Cher is an octuple threat – singer, actress, natural beauty, LGBTQIA+ icon, patriot, thief, wordsmith, and crimefighter. But did you know that the 74-year-old legend is also an elephant activist? In the past she’s (unsuccessfully) fought for Billy the Elephant’s transfer from the L.A. Zoo. More recently she campaigned for Kavaan’s release from a neglectful zoo in Pakistan. And this time, success! Kavaan, also known as “the world’s loneliest elephant” has been moved to a Cambodian sanctuary.