Cher Called Trump “A Thug With A Lizard Brain” After He Praised Her For Her Immigration Thoughts 

April 16, 2019 / Posted by:

I mean, if we’re going to get into a mess involving Trump, Cher, and immigration, we may as well first dust our eyes with some bodyguard hotness and perfectly plucked man brows. Now that our eyes have been cleaned, let’s shit them up!

Cher has long been a liberal warrior who uses Twitter to trash Trump while pushing our brains to their breaking point as we try to figure out what the hell she’s trying to say (but by now many of us are fluent in Twitter Cher). But the other day, Cher cher’d her thoughts on immigration and received slow claps from Trump supporters like James Woods, and even got a cheer from Jabba the Trump himself. It truly is the time to be a parka salesperson in Hell, because so much weird shit is happening (like Trump blowing an air kiss at Cher) and it proves that Hell hasn’t reached above 30 degrees Fahrenheit in ages.

This all started last week when Trump suggested that undocumented immigrants in custody be moved to sanctuary cities like Los Angeles. Cher, who once tweeted that people who can take in a DREAMer should do just that, walked out onto the balcony of her Malibu mansion, and looked below at all of the homeless people (who were honestly just a group of hipsters stumbling into Nobu) and thought that her city can’t even take care of its own, so how is it going to take care of immigrants? (Cut to Cher’s Malibu neighbor Caitlyn Jenner raising a glass of Chardonnay like, “Welcome to the GOP, bitch!”) Trump busted out a dick fart of glee over Cher falling into his trap:

And when Trump’s followers began to let Cher know that she’s finally seen the orange light, she tried to clarify saying that she doesn’t believe in putting babies in cages, but is against Trump dropping unvetted immigrants into her city as an act of revenge.

And she ended with this:

I think I know what she meant by “lizard brain,” but still. Cher has done it now. Soon she will find millions of lizards, led by The Alien Lizard King, outside of her mansion, shaking their lizard brain-carrying heads over her comparing them to Trump! That’s if climate change doesn’t get to their brains first.


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